David Kelly

I would stay clear of JVC ones. The one I have is shite. It's very choosy about which DVD's it will play and seems to fuck up quite often when I just set something away recording and the disk gets full. I would also suggest you are better off with one that takes + dvd's. Mine takes - ones which seem much more difficult to get (especially if your trying to get cheap ones).

I know exactly where you're coming from there. It's well made, well acted and interesting but I can't really ever see myself being desperate to see it again.

Well you may have a point there but it doesn't stop it from being a fun popcorn flick.

Yeah I suspect that will be the case I just know Roeder was interested in him.

Left back is the one position where I think Roeder has to be looking at spending serious money. When all of our players are fit we have Owen, Martins, Shola & Le Sib up front. Numerous midfielders and wingers and plenty of promising Centrebacks. But we have no leftbacks at all who are up to the job. I've heard Roeder has his eye on Bridge, Baines or that kid from Southampton.

same here, my left eye, every day for the past week, i have been having AS level exams... late nights and stress i suppose. symptom of a rare sexual disease transmitted only though mouth to penis contact sufferers are advised to seek help immediately at their local clinic someone sucking my cock then? Doubt it tbf

Predator 2 is canny. Bill Paxton is good playing a character very similar to Hudson from Aliens. Not as good as the brilliant first one I'll give you but it's not a bad film by any stretch.

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Gazza used to be round my Aunties regularly in the 80's as he and my cousin (well my dad's cousin if we're being technical) were best mates at school. Me and a couple of mates once got a lift home off Roche one Chirstmas Eve from some well dodgy bar in Walker. Bernie Slaven's been into our work here before too.

That Animals one he did was fucking brilliant.

Really? Doesn't do it for me. Well that's not her best photo tbf. I used it because it gives a realistic view of her, even with a makeup artist she still looks rough as a badger's. She does it for me like.

Tbf though she was doing that on the 11 o'clock show from the start and was canny. Cohen is better at like it has to be said.

Really? Doesn't do it for me. Well that's not her best photo tbf.

Pedro in Benton Hypermarket doing some promotion with frozen chickens. Acuna and Bassedas in the Shindig.

I really liked them myself although you're right Gervais and Ali G were the main draws. Although Donovan was well worth several.

Air's new one Pocket Symphony. Very good as always.

It wasn't a patch on the Big Breakfast but I did enjoy Iain Lee taking the piss out of whatever she was called.

I like The Hoobs on Channel 4. Seriously, Hi 5 can be quite a pick me up in the morning

She is the worst of the lot like, I'd like to drive over her face in a lorry. Can't stand Penny Smith either like.

I know what you mean about the seriousness of BBC but other than Garraway all of the GMTV presenters make me want to put my foot through the telly. Even with that twat Holmes off. You're better off sticking with the kiddies programmes (especially Hi 5) if you've not got the option of sky.

Was it not best comic actor that he got?

I'm glad someone else has said that. I watched Rushmore when it was on over Christmas and thought it was pap. I really fancied seeing Hidden but I'm not so sure now.

This whole best natural defender at the club thing is just bollocks. If he was was he wouldn't have the problems that he does. He has the most natural physical abilities but Taylor and Solano are showing that they are both far better natural defenders than Bramble will ever be. The time has come to cut our losses on him and move on.

Fucking great result and great battling. The Sun write up is one of the poorest (in a long line of poor) articles that rag has severed up. Defoe timed his run to perfection? Apart from being offside that is eh? Huntingtons foul on Lennon was a booking nothing more, Nobby's 'handball' clearly wasn't a pen and Chimbonda should not have been on the pitch for the second half. But it all makes the more sweet.