David Kelly

He has been excellent recently, the amount of balls he has cleared out of the box has been amazing.

tbh Thats Gemmill raping me tbh, couldn't get the fat bastard off me. Yet your still smiling apparently This is turning gay. Could Gemmill bum raping you ever be anything else?

It is a great film and one of my favourites but I still prefer The Good The Bad & The Ugly which would probably in my all time top ten.

tbh Thats Gemmill raping me tbh, couldn't get the fat bastard off me. Yet your still smiling apparently

Well only with attractive birds. I'm not going to start going after Gem. Mind you I don't think I've ever been with a ging so it's probably something to do with the unknown. That and porn I once saw called Tangerine.

There's something quite sexy about a ginger minge though.

Bloc Party's new one. Nothing very exciting I must say.

I keep trying this but all I can come up with is Girls Aloud nakedly attending to my every whim. The location doesn't seem to matter too much!

A Very Long Engagement. Thanks to whoever recommended this as it's absolutelty brilliant. Totally gorgeous and superbly acted especially Audrey Tautou. After watching this and Amelie, Jeunet is fast becoming one of my favourite directors. Can't belive he's the same bloke who did Alien Resurrection like.

Why is it homophobic to not like the idea of someone tonguing your arse?

2.5TDi here, so you can fuck off with that idea. You can obviously afford it then boy racer

You can be the token mod lass, much like the token toontastic lass. Does that make her Leslie Ash then? Thought Quadrophenia was a pile of shite tbh but I'd be a mod. Must be an accountancy thing. Get Carter is class though!

They should tax cars with big stupid engines tbh. I don't see the need for anyone to have a car with a 2 litre + engine in this country. That way you only tax the people who can afford it. Charging to use particular roads is ridiculous imo. What happens if the only way for you to get to work is on one of these charge roads. All of a sudden your £20 a week down. That's a lot of money for a lot of people.

You can be the token mod lass, much like the token toontastic lass. Does that make her Leslie Ash then? Thought Quadrophenia was a pile of shite tbh but I'd be a mod.

What position does this lad play? Another u21 centreback is not what we need!

I thought Sin City was way over rated but it's still quite canny and certainly an interestingly made film. I finished off watching Brick last night and I really enjoyed it. It seemed like a sort of mix of The Maltese Falcon & Millers Crossing. The fact that all of these high school kids were going on as if they were organised crime was a bit unrealistic and it did make it seem a bit like Bugsy Malone in places but if you can get over that it's a really good film.

Elliott has moved to leeds iirc. i'd take hughes - if we could get him for less tha 500k i reckon he'd be a good squad player. Our team isn't good enough for us to be spending £500k on squad players at the moment. We should be looking to buy someone to go into the starting 11 and then we'll have the player he pushes out as the squad player.

I guess it all depends what you want it for. If you want a phone that does mp3's there's already tonnes available made by companies who have a great deal more experience in making phones so I would think you would be better to go with one of them. If your after an ipod that also has a phone the amount of space for music/videos seems a little bit limited to me at the moment.

Monday Morning - Pulp Monday Night Nothing - Malcolm Middleton Thursday - Asobi Seksu Big Friday - Bonnie Prince Billy Friday's Dust - Doves 10.15 Saturday Night - The Cure Saturday - Built To Spill Saturday - Yo La Tengo Saturday's Gone - Isobel Campbell & Mark Lannegan Saturday Night - Suede

The thing is, if we're going to go for a centreback in January (personally I think it should be third on our list behind a leftback and a striker) it really has to be someone who is experienced. We already have young lads and what they need is someone with them who knows the game. Ferdinand is only at about the same stage of development as Taylor or Rammage so regardless of whether he's any good or if he will become good he's going to have exactly the same problems as the others are already having.

Hughes was raped at fullback everytime he came up against anyone decent. He's better than Carr but then so's my gran and she's just had a heart attack. I would play Nobby ahead of him at rightback and Taylor, Rammage, Moore and even Tightarse ahead of him at centreback and I wouldn't consider him as a leftback anymore than anyone else we've been forced to play there this season. Basically there is no point in signing someone who's never going to be good enough to be a starter for us.

Jesus titty fucking christ.

Cheers Jimbo. I've tried the cd cleaner but it didn't help. I've now discovered that if I just keep ejecting the disk and then retrying it seems to work eventually but it just takes a pissing age. I might try taking the cover off. I'll probably find that the bairn has shoved some toast in there or something!

I really like that album. It's nothing mindblowingly original but it's a good set of songs.

His last two albums have both been very good actually. Heard them, didn't rate them personally. I can't take him seriously tbh. Even The Smiths' lyrics make me laugh now. I think he was being deadly serious when he wrote them though. I really like them both especially You Are The Quarry. I only just got into the Smiths a couple of years ago after detesting Morrissey for years. Love them now though.