David Kelly

Think he has to be. We only have two and he doesn't trust Mitro.

Dunno if I've already mentioned this but I saw someone ask Ryder on twitter about striker targets and he said he knew who we were after but now wasn't the right time to say. That tells me they either know absolutely nothing or it's not worth reading anything they publish since they've already mentioned strikers in the Chronicle.

Could have done with a siren too really.

That'll be a big bonus if we can get shot of him.

This. It would be great to sign promising young players if we had a first team already, but I can't see that we have at the moment.

I've switched on to Covenant now. Seems a bit fast than Exodus.

Aye Jennings is struggling. I always thought he'd be a better number 3 than an opener but Hameed's poor form has robbed him of that chance for now. He looks like he needs to go back to Durham to try and find some form but the way they are batting at the moment that probably wont help.

Agree with this 100%.

I never leave mine alone mate. I've was more talking about no paying attention to anyone else's.

I've never studied bollocks but I've never noticed such an obvious disparity between right and left chebs before.

It's quite clear on this photo actually. The right one is definitely my favourite.

I mentioned it to a few mates last night but it seemed I was the only one who spotted it. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I think I've spotted the flaw in your plan there Baldrick.

There was no chapters in the books through Nymeria's eyes but there are a few sections. I'm not sure we'll see her again, Aria's final words to her were a clear callback to the scene in season 1 where Ned says she'll be a lady and marry a lord and she replied no that's Sansa it's not me. Clearly Nymeria is now a wild animal that can't go back to what she was which raises the question about whether Arya is the same. It's possibly Nymeria might reappear at some point if Arya is fighting the army of the dead. I enjoyed the sea battle greatly (whether this was down to not need headphones I'm not sure) despite how unlikely it seems that Euron's fleet could have sneaked up on Yara's without anyone noticing until they were right on top of them, let alone how Euron knew they'd be there anyway. I did like Theon's struggles continuing. I think it makes complete sense that he'd be unable to fight his uncle after what he went through at the hands of Ramsey.

Did you not think her right tit was a lot bigger than her left? Not that it lessened my enjoyment of that otherwise totally pointless scene.

Aye a new user aj15 has just signed up.

I meant the support rather than the management.

He played 43 times for Marseilles actually. It's the fact that the mackems preferred Billy Jones to him that more concerning.

Whoopdy fucking do.

I've got a Raymond Weil watch that I can't find a picture of. I got it as an engagement present from the ex. Probably the only thing of any value I got to keep when we split. I've got a plaster on at the minute so I can't wear it on my left wrist and it feels weird as fuck on my right so I'm having to go without.

It's about time they did that mind. It's fucking ridiculous the way it is now.

Aye it's spot on. Dunno whether the selectors have agreed (well they certainly haven't about Stoneman) or if it's just that their hand has been forced with the injury to Ballance, but they've included Westley from Essex and Malan for the next test. Looks like Westley at 3 and Malan replacing either Dawson or Wood. Hopefully they'll leave that last decision until they see the pitch but they've probably already decided.

Or perhaps we're not interested in him at all and he's being offered around like most of the other players we've been linked with. I liked him at Hull actually but he's been shite since he went to West Ham. He's another winger though, surely we're well enough stocked on that front now.

Even those look out of our range if you want premier league experience.

You'll do very well to get a 20 goal a season striker for £40m these days, certainly from the top leagues. These are all of the players who scored 20 or more in the top five leagues last season (I still think it's a push to call France a top league mind). England: Kane, Lukaku, Sanchez, Aguero, Costa. Spain: Messi, Suarez, Ronaldo. Germany: Aubameyang, Lewandowski, Modeste, Werner. Italy: Dzeko, Mertens, Belotti, Icardi, Higuain, Immobile. France: Cavani, Lacazette, Falcao, Gomis Gomis it about the only one there who we'd have had a chance of signing had he not just signed for Galatasary. I can't see many of the rest going for less then £40m either. If we're looking for someone who's a proven goal scorer it's going to have to come from a lesser league like Belgium (where Mitrovic scored 20 the season before we signed him) or Portugal where you're looking at the likes of Bas Dorst (who no one seems keen on) and you're still looking at £40m. Basically we aren't going to be signing a 20 goal a season man.