Isegrim

Gemmill, likely to be the Guivarc’h of the pun game.

He is doing better when playing for the national team so most people don’t know or don’t bother about him being a cunt.

Count Dracula earning a penalty with a dive but then missing a sitter and failing to score in the shootout is the kind of poetic justice I have always been waiting for.

3-0 Some cunt with a hat-trick

I honestly don’t get what people get out of constantly abusing players.

Typical cup performance of a second string, short of match practice and half arsed

I got one because my original one has been worn out. Got a plain one but regret not getting a Daveeed one.

He has less games for them than Rayyin has apologised here

We will most likely start losing games now and we will all know who to blame.

3-0 some cunt with a hat-trick

5 home games and an away tie against Southampton coming up before we play Man City away. We should really make the most of it but must not get complacent.

Riding his luck on and off the pitch

Howe looks safe for a couple of weeks now.

Livramento and especially Hall looking the steals of the century. I had my doubts about them justifying those fees, but fucking hell they do

Fucking hell. I can’t remember being so excited about a result. Terrific performance. We rode our luck but were also facing a referee who gave us fuck all the whole night.

There probably will be another ten minutes added on

Even Brooks finally had to give us something

If they score they will go on a roll

They will probably throw everything including Brooks at us in the second half

How the fuck can you miss the foul from a couple of yards? Tosser.

Not a nice game to be played within dry January.

Most important is to still be in it after the game and not facing an impossible task

Nobbi Solano in Munich in 1860 … err … 2001.