Offshore Toon

Well, it seems that he's a pacey little striker. Sounds good so far.

Liverpool are on 9 times.

Geremi is absolutely awful. The media (and quite a few uneducated fans) seem to think he is a good player, though.

I wouldn't want Sidwell, to be honest. Especially not for £5m.

Instead of playing games, each team pick should a number from 1-49, and then then whoever's number matches the bonus ball on the second saturday of May wins, and is rewarded with a Champions League place and some banoffi pie.

Would crash and/or burn.

Cheers. Got any idea where I can vote for the best sausage roll of 1932?

Not true. We'll lose 24 points and gain aboud 4, which means they only need around 15 to overtake us.

Slut.

If Oba did say that, then fair enough. We're lucky to have a player that wouldn't throw a hissy fit if we rejected an offer from Arsenal.

Newcastle boss Kevin Keegan is closing in on a £4m deal for Switzerland midfielder Gokhan Inler. (Daily Mirror) You missed out that one.

I'm not sure what to expect from this signing at all, but I'm very excited, nonetheless.

I've been meaning to get round to setting up a standing order for the local animal shelter. One day I shall!

Several nations are just as bad as the English, to be fair.

What kinda of condition are The Sopranos box sets in?

I'm surprised there aren't more German women in this thread from last night.

He's probably dissapointed that he got the job. He doesn't get to play the race card, now.

We don't need your sympathy.

Just YouTube'd him, and I don't see what all the fuss is about. If any of you would care to direct me to some of his 'better' stuff, then I'm more than willing to admit my error.

x2 x3 Who is he? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks Kids today Fuck off, mate. I'm 28.

What about those of us with dynamic IPs?

x2 x3 Who is he?

Calpol. Lots of it.

What a cunt.

'Mon Russia.