Offshore Toon

Is this Fish bloke always a cunt?

Aye Leeds met. If you bump into a Newcastle fan surrounded by lesbians, tell him I said "hi".

I can see why you're called Smooth Operator.

There's even a question about it on Yahoo Answers.

Two inches is very little when you're looking at two people from that distance. However, we can't rule out your theory of a conspiracy just yet.

I'm not trying to be a "WUM". That is my opinion and I stand by it.

Each to their own, I always say.

Best team lost, in my opinion. What was Terry doing taking a penalty so early?

I can just about put up with them taking digs at Drogba, but nobody, and I mean nobody, has a go at Makélélé and gets away with it on my watch.

I've seen that they have. I'll even PM a picture to you if you want.

No harm in trying, to be honest.

Thank you.

I heard she would have been getting a haircut some time next month. Disgraceful, "like".

That's fair enough, really.

Good luck to him, I suppose.

The F.A. Cup was far from "refreshing". What an awful, awful game it was.

You don't like it? That's a shame. Be sure to email Nike to let them know.

Threaten to quit before he has signed up? It doesn't look like he has much choice.

If you ring up and threaten to quit, you'll get the box for free.

You are forgiven.

now you're just fishing for something to be mad at him for I've heard he's gay, as well.

Why don't you use one of your other threads, then? Your collection is impressive, but there's no need to show off.

He is selling them.

Stop pimping out your shirts.

Duff has lost his pace. He isn't worth keeping.