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Anybody know a good site where you can buy shirt and tie combinations?

I can probably get down there for 8:45. Am I in?

I really did expect this to be very poor, which is why I didn't bother watching it. I would appear to have been wrong.

Start making rumours about one of those guys calling the other's mum a dirty little slag.

I just had the pleasure of informing a Leeds fan of the news.

I am pretty sure he left on a bosman and the money we got was compensation.

I might write that my main aim in life is to become the Governor of Jersey.

The Hoosiers - Worried About Ray http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lSlHGK-n4_Y

They didnt write it But they made it theirs with their thrilling cover. True enough. Canny few good versions of it though. The Clash album was a great album. Better than Londons Calling I reckon. That would make you a majority of just one among Clash fans. Therefore implying that he is the Clash's only fan? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That he's the only clash fan that thinks that, sheeeeesh. [/explainingsarcasm] Indeed, but to be a majority of one among Clash fans means that he is the only Clash fan. [/pedant] But how can one ever be a majority? [/statistican] When the group includes a man and a dog?

Same here.

Every time he scores, the mackems must see this picture to balance out their mood.

Just answer the bloomin' question.

Yeah, I've done that. My back-up is History/Politics at Northumbria as the minimum grades needed was extremely low for such a course. I think it was 180 points.

Habib Beye has insisted he wants to stay at Marseille, despite interest from Newcastle. The 29-year-old, at home at right-back or centre-half, has emerged as one of the most effective defenders in Ligue 1 over recent seasons and Sam Allardyce is known to have been tracking him for a number of months. Beye was one of the first targets highlighted by Allardyce when he took charge and reports in England suggested a deal to take him to Tyneside was close - but now the Senegalese international has stated his ambition to remain at the Stade Velodrome. "I am under contract for one more year with l'OM and I do not want to leave unless I am told to go elsewhere," he revealed. "At the appropriate time I will talk with the leaders, but now is not the time for that topic." Beye is a firm fans' favourite at Marseille, having arrived from Strasbourg in 2003. Beye is also captain and with a UEFA Champions League campaign in the offing, he is looking forward to next season. "The quality of the squad has improved, but that must be cemented on the pitch," he told La Provence. "The new players have shown their qualities at their previous club, and it is now with them to show it here. "On paper with have a beautiful team, but that is only on paper. "[bolo] Zenden is a player of international fame and the signature of [Djibril] Cisse is great news." Beye insists Marseille should now be thinking about challenging the all-conquering Lyon for the French title. "We finished second in the championship and were finalists in the Coupe de France, and logically we want to improve year on year," he said.

I'll always like Chopra because he tried his best for us, but it just didn't happen. I don't see how he could even consider joining the Mackems, though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...d=1779&ct=5

TRANSFER RUMOURS Arsenal could yet bid £13m for Newcastle striker Obafemi Martins and trigger his release clause. (Daily Express) Chelsea want Sevilla to accept their £14m bid for Daniel Alves - or they will turn to Tottenham's Pascal Chimbonda. (Daily Mirror) Arsenal have sealed a £6m swoop for Auxerre defender Bakari Sagna. (The Sun) Real Madrid are edging closer to a deal for Chelsea's Arjen Robben after his contract negotiations were on the verge of collapse. (Daily Star) Aston Villa are weighing up a £3m raid for Norwegian international defender Brede Hangeland. (The Sun) Sunderland have put in an improved bid of £5m for Wigan left-back Leighton Baines. (The Sun) Everton are ready to bid £3m for Manchester United and England winger Kieran Richardson. (Daily Mirror) Wigan boss Chris Hutchings wants West Ham to forget their end-of-season row over the Carlos Tevez affair and sell them Marlon Harewood. (Daily Star) Trevor Sinclair is set to sign a one-year deal with Cardiff City. (Daily Mirror) Harry Redknapp has finally persuaded Preston striker David Nugent to sign for Portsmouth. (Daily Star) Leicester have joined the race to sign former Liverpool striker Robbie Fowler. (Daily Mirror) Bolton have pulled out of a deal for winger Wayne Routledge because Tottenham were asking for £3m. (Daily Express) Norwich hope to bring in Czech striker David Strihavka, who plays for Banik Ostrava. (Daily Telegraph) Newcastle are in talks with Marseille captain Habib Beye over a £2m move. (Daily Star, Daily Mirror) Ipswich are set to bring back striker Pablo Counago, two years after they released him. (Daily Star) Birmingham want Spurs midfielder Hossam Ghaly to replace Leicester-bound Stephen Clemence. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool are lining up a £600,000 double swoop for Millwall's teenage starlets Preston Edwards and David Amoo. (Daily Star) West Brom are involved in a three-way fight with Southampton and Charlton to land Norwich midfielder Youssef Safri. (Daily Mirror) Kilmarnock have taken former Tolouse keeper Damien Rascle on trial. (Daily Record) OTHER GOSSIP Manchester United are ready to call in Fifa and the Football Association to force through their signing of West Ham striker Carlos Tevez. (Various) Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has told his team-mates not to blow the Premier League in the first two months of the season. (Daily Star) Chelsea's Jose Mourinho has stirred the tension with Manchester United by questioning United's summer spending spree. (Various) Birmingham boss Steve Bruce has held initial talks with the club about extending his contract at St Andrews. (Daily Telegraph) Derby have called in football ambassador Craig Brown to try and save Claude Davis' £3m transfer from Sheffield United - he needs a work permit but did not play in 75% of Jamaica's games last year. (Daily Star) Sunderland boss Roy Keane says he is ready to join the Premier League's big spenders. (Daily Star) Charlton's Luke Young is expected to leave the club this summer to move back into the Premier League - but he will cost £3m. (Daily Mirror) Retired Chris Sutton is set to be offered a coaching job at Wycombe by former Celtic team-mate Paul Lambert. (Daily Star) MK Dons boss Paul Ince has begged striker Izale McLeod not to quit the League Two club. Leicester want him for £800,000. (Daily Mirror) Arsenal midfielder Freddie Ljungberg looks set to seal a £5.5m move to Fiorentina. (Daily Star) Roy Hodgson could go back to Inter Milan as head of international relations. (Daily Mirror) Colin Hendry wants to make James Grady his assistant manager at Clyde. (Daily Record) AND FINALLY Birmingham boss Steve Bruce says he would be on £5m a year if he were still in his pomp as a player at Manchester United. The Blues boss is baffled by how high wages are in football. (Daily Star)

He thinks he is a lot better than he currently is. I don't think it would be worth it.

The statement is important, though, if there is competition for places. I'd just like to make my application as strong as possible.

I've done some research and most History and/or Politics courses don't seem too demanding around the North-East, bar Durham, of course. I'm not fussed where I go, as I'll put in the effort to get a good pass level and then I'll waltz out with a degree and walk into a great job back home. In doing so, I'll be able to see us win the Premiership in my final year.

All I'm interested in is taking a respectable course whilst owning a season ticket for Newcastle United. Is the night life good in Newcastle?

I will be applying for University very shortly, so at the moment I am making up/exaggerating a load of stuff. Does anybody know any good tips for personal statements besides 'be honest' and 'write stuff that relates to the course you're applying for'? Also, which University in the North-East is the best?

They didnt write it But they made it theirs with their thrilling cover.

The Clash are one of the greatest bands ever to grace this sweet Earth. You should feel privileged to have one of their songs looping within your brain.