Offshore Toon

It wouldn't be the first time a Tevez transfer shocked the world.

Shola Ameobi a top striker?

Now, I'm pretty sure that there isn't a thread related to this already, as I searched as long as 2 minutes. Also, this doesn't clash with that thread about what you've bought either, as a) that isn't so much of a discussion thread as a boasting thread and it isn't specific enough for my liking. Right, so, we should start off by sharing some clothing websites and stuff and I'll put them in this post.. www.bbclothing.com is one that I know of, but it is fairly expensive. Note: Footwear discussion is allowed.

The transition to becoming a top side takes a long time and you have to go through a lot of players. We aren't going to be able to sign world-class left-backs for a while.

I suppose we'll find out soon enough.

We all know it would be a very good signing, but I won't be having any of it until I hear it from a respectable and reliable source.

I've heard this news and it is bloody brilliant. I'll definently be going to see them.

Didn't Chelsea once inquire about him Are you confusing me with Freddy Shepherd? Are you fat with pneumonia? No, but I do like my pies.

Did you think of this idea yourself?

Didn't Chelsea once inquire about him Are you confusing me with Freddy Shepherd?

I remember him playing very well as a centre back against West Ham when we beat them 2-0 away last season.

Do you mean an ice lolly or a wank? They get the choice.

Ahead of Ashley Cole? If that's what he said then it's obvious he's happy collecting his wage packet and medals he hasn't earned rather than playing regular 1st team football. Sadly, that can be said about a lot of Chelsea players. I'm looking at Sidwell and Ben-Haim.

I'm pretty sure there was a rumour that Bridge wouldn't leave because he believes he'll be the first team left-back next year. Deluded or what?

He'll end up playing down here in the Jersey league for £10 and a minnie milk per week.

Yay, we'll lose Babayaro! It is quite interesting that we're constantly being linked with the same people, so there is probably some truth in the rumours. I would have expected the papers to have moved on to us making audacious bids for Ronaldhino and Alessandro Nesta.

I'm just wondering, but is there a waiting list for a season ticket at Newcastle? I hope to go to Uni somewhere near Newcastle and I'd then look into buying a season ticket. Cheers.

We already have enough 'trophy' players that play football that is easy on the eyes. Sam is bringing some grit, power and determination into our squad.

I went to school with Dean Cauvain.

He is too slow to ever make it in this game.

He would be a very useful player who would feature in around 40 games in a season without Europe. By 'feature' I include substitute appearances as well.

The Dugout's forum (www.thedugout.tv) has a good off-topic section, but the FM forums are becoming poorer by the day.

I thought it was an excellent signing when I thought he would be free, but now that it's £2m, I'm thinking it's more of a good/decent signing.

The big sides don't want him because he is shit and the small sides don't want him because his wages are too high, and he is shit.

He is saying nothing to suit himself. If he had declared that he wanted to leave, but then nobody came in for him, how do you think he would be treated here? Not very well. However, if he says nothing, whatever happens, he wins.