Offshore Toon

Out the window.

I've decided that I'm more of a consistent speller.

It's stuff like this that takes my breath away.

Rub it in why don't you?

Yes but they are words that often catch people out, I nearly got accommodation wrong, then changed it as I had to check that word the other day I suppose they are, but I've always thought of myself as a superior speller. I often won spelling competitions in English as a child. I may as well send back any accolades, I don't deserve them.

4?! I've never been so ashamed.

Is she a black woman by any chance?

I think Martins is overpaid as it is. If he does leave, I think he'll get a booing everytime we see him. He has stated many times that he wants to stay here, and if he now leaves because he thinks he'll get more money at Arsenal, stingy stingy Arsenal, he can piss off.

if he signs for us I'll fuck my hat. bit drastic that like You should see his hat.

I'd imagine I could listen to Stairway To Heaven a lot.

Burning Of The Midnight Lamp - Jimi Hendrix

Ring him up and ask him to get rid of toondood.

TRANSFER RUMOURS West Ham have made a £5.5m bid for West Brom striker Diomansy Kamara. (Daily Mirror) Real Madrid want to sign Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas. (Daily Star) Southampton defender Chris Baird is set to join Sunderland in a £3m switch. (The Sun) Manchester United striker Alan Smith, who has been linked to Middlesbrough and Everton, wants to hold talks with manager Sir Alex Ferguson this week before deciding whether to leave the club. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea winger Arjen Robben will fly out for the club's pre-season tour of the United States but still wants to join Real Madrid. (Daily Mirror) Striker David Nugent has returned to Preston but his future is still in the balance after he stalled on a £6m move to Portsmouth. (Various) Manchester City hope to snap up Charlton winger Jerome Thomas for £1m. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez says he would be happy with his squad - if West Ham midfielder Yossi Benayoun becomes his final signing of the summer. (Daily Star) Though Benitez has actually made a bid of about £6.75m for highly-rated Dutch Under-21 international winger Ryal Babel . (The Independent) Coventry want to sign Julian Gray after the midfielder was released by Birmingham. (The Sun) Sheffield United are set to sign Cameroon right-back Jean-Joel Perrier after he was snubbed by Celtic, where he had a spell on loan from Rennes. (Daily Mirror) Hibs boss John Collins ran the rule over Cameroonian defender Thierry Gathuesi, 25, and an unnamed striker during Saturday's 3-2 defeat by SV Vocklabruck in Austria. OTHER GOSSIP England manager Steve McClaren will hold talks with Jamie Carragher to try to persuade the Liverpool defender not to retire from international duty. (Various) New Manchester City manager Sven-Goran Eriksson is set to snub former England Under-21 boss David Platt as his number two and appoint Swedish friend and television pundit Hans Backe - after being turned down by Sweden assistant manager Roland Andersson. (The Sun) Eriksson is set to appoint Backe as his assistant at Eastlands but Platt could still be given a role. (Daily Mirror) AND FINALLY Arsenal have been planning for life with striker Thierry Henry, who has joined Barcelona, but no player had been given his old number 14 shirt. Fans have suggested retiring the number to mark the Frenchman's contribution to the club. (Daily Express) No mention for us, today.

SNP.

No filter can stop me.

Setanta. Saturday, August 11th @ 5.15pm – Aston Villa v Liverpool Saturday, August 18th @ 5.15pm – Newcastle United v Aston Villa Saturday, August 25th @ 5.15pm – Everton v Blackburn Rovers Sunday, August 26th @ 1.30pm – Middlesbrough v Newcastle United Saturday, September 1st @ 5.15pm – Manchester United v Sunderland Saturday, September 15th @ 5.15pm – Chelsea v Blackburn Rovers Monday, September 17th @ 8pm – Derby County v Newcastle United Saturday, September 22nd @ 5.15pm – Fulham v Manchester City Saturday, September 29th @ 5.15pm – Birmingham City v Manchester United Monday, October 1st @ 8pm – Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa Sunday, October 7th @ 12noon – Arsenal v Sunderland Saturday, October 20th @ 5.15pm – Aston Villa v Manchester United Monday, October 22nd @ 8pm - Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur Saturday, October 27th @ 5.15pm – Portsmouth v West Ham United Saturday, November 3rd @ 5.15pm – Blackburn Rovers v Liverpool Monday, November 5th @ 8pm – Manchester City v Sunderland Saturday, November 10th @ 5.15pm – Liverpool v Fulham Monday, November 12th @ 8pm – Reading v Arsenal Saturday, November 24th @ 5.15pm – Derby County v Chelsea

It isn't happening to me. Am I one of the chosen few?

Yeah, being a gifted lyricist is now determined by how many sentences you can up with that don't make sense.

careful now...black or coloured...I got into bother with this a while ago ,,,, Into bother with what?

I can't stand that band anymore. Another generic 'indie' band with an album as diverse as Alabama.

Just put your hand on the screen.

Ricky Gervais and Jonothan Ross laughed it off and told him about Big Brother. He'll get away with it, though, because he is allowed to say it because he is black.[/General View]

Oi, Jimbo, don't blame us for him! If he was one of us he at least would of been witty enough to make a comment about it being worse piss than XXXX or something. Laz, who's piece of fiction is that? Nah, Bear Grylls is one of us, it just goes to show he'd rather drink his own piss than risk any of your shite Bear is the KING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just goes to show how much of a joke the monarchy has become.

He said "nigger" as well.

Skills like that wouldn't work in the Premiership. Anyway, if they were actually any good at passing a ball or shooting, they probably wouldn't be pissing about doing rubbish like that.