Offshore Toon

Yeah, being a gifted lyricist is now determined by how many sentences you can up with that don't make sense.

careful now...black or coloured...I got into bother with this a while ago ,,,, Into bother with what?

I can't stand that band anymore. Another generic 'indie' band with an album as diverse as Alabama.

Just put your hand on the screen.

Ricky Gervais and Jonothan Ross laughed it off and told him about Big Brother. He'll get away with it, though, because he is allowed to say it because he is black.[/General View]

Oi, Jimbo, don't blame us for him! If he was one of us he at least would of been witty enough to make a comment about it being worse piss than XXXX or something. Laz, who's piece of fiction is that? Nah, Bear Grylls is one of us, it just goes to show he'd rather drink his own piss than risk any of your shite Bear is the KING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just goes to show how much of a joke the monarchy has become.

He said "nigger" as well.

Skills like that wouldn't work in the Premiership. Anyway, if they were actually any good at passing a ball or shooting, they probably wouldn't be pissing about doing rubbish like that.

Does number six make anybody laugh?

I was hoping to read something interesting, but gave up looking for it around two thirds in.

Why on Earth would Liverpool want him back ? Liverpool seem to go for players like Bellamy once they've had a good season at a mid-table club.

West Ham's problem is that they're spending a lot of money on players that will only take them as far as 7th.

WUM I am not, but its wankers like you that make me laugh How dare you call me and its wankers.

I remember toondood from another forum. He is a complete WUM, although he isn't very good at it.

Raul was, and maybe still could be under Sam, a very good player, maybe great, but I can't help but think that he'd come over here thinking it would be easy and he'd be a disaster.

There was me feeling sorry for him thinking he was freezing his cock off in Newcastle.

He should manage a club that is more his level, which is probably in League 1 or 2, maybe even lower.

Deco, for the right price, would be a great signing and would certainly get the ball rolling.

There isn't much there, so I'd imagine that there is still a lot more to come with it being sunday and all.

Craig Bellamy is the new Nicolas Anelka: Fact.

Which wanker invented that?

I love Scotland as a country. It's where a large part of my family heritage comes from. That counts for nothing, however, due to the BBC TV schedules.

Do you post topless pictures regularly?

Quality film.

Fight Club is on BBC2 in a few mins. Quality film.