Offshore Toon

Does number six make anybody laugh?

I was hoping to read something interesting, but gave up looking for it around two thirds in.

Why on Earth would Liverpool want him back ? Liverpool seem to go for players like Bellamy once they've had a good season at a mid-table club.

West Ham's problem is that they're spending a lot of money on players that will only take them as far as 7th.

WUM I am not, but its wankers like you that make me laugh How dare you call me and its wankers.

I remember toondood from another forum. He is a complete WUM, although he isn't very good at it.

Raul was, and maybe still could be under Sam, a very good player, maybe great, but I can't help but think that he'd come over here thinking it would be easy and he'd be a disaster.

There was me feeling sorry for him thinking he was freezing his cock off in Newcastle.

He should manage a club that is more his level, which is probably in League 1 or 2, maybe even lower.

Deco, for the right price, would be a great signing and would certainly get the ball rolling.

There isn't much there, so I'd imagine that there is still a lot more to come with it being sunday and all.

Craig Bellamy is the new Nicolas Anelka: Fact.

Which wanker invented that?

I love Scotland as a country. It's where a large part of my family heritage comes from. That counts for nothing, however, due to the BBC TV schedules.

Do you post topless pictures regularly?

Quality film.

Fight Club is on BBC2 in a few mins. Quality film.

There are women on this forum? *Puts on tie*

Fine choice. Biffy Clyro - Saturday Superhouse

Who is this old cock?

A diamond has appeared from the rough in the form of Foo Fighters.

drkennethnoisewater@hotmail.com

What are the odds on Bellamy returning to Anfield after a very good season at West Ham?

£1.5b

It'll be interesting to see. I'll have to tape myself up before hand in order to avoid any actions that would lead to me committing suicide.