Offshore Toon

http://liveearth.uk.msn.com/event/venues/uk.aspx The UK definently has the best line up. That doesn't make it good, though.

I'm watching Wimbledon at the moment, but when Wimbledon and Live Earth swap channels, I'll stay on BBC1 as long as the line-up is good and the Kaiser Cunts don't turn up.

It probably would be better off, but it would miss out on challenges such as global warming and losing it's rainforests.

I'd be very angry if they signed Leighton Baines and we end up signing somebody like Quedreu.

I think that is just a guess on his part.

Yeah, she said.

I always stop paying attention to this around January, despite kicking arse.

It has to be the seasons when we finished 2nd.

Hmm, it's all fake. Should be interesting to say the least.

That'll be the first 19 page pullout poster ever.

you have such a way with words Nice edit.

I'd like Ziggy to piledrive Channelle on the sofa.

Asians?

I desperatly hope the fat welsh twat gets kicked out. I can't stand her. It sounds like the new housemate will be very good looking as well. Can't wait.

Don't worry about it. I'm sure you'll have a cracking night.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles i n the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and say, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "

Yeah, but that's because most players don't fall for Souness' "I used to be a great player, so I can make you a great player" speech.

If he goes to West Ham for higher wages, I wouldn't want him anyway.

Quedreu might just be back-up, and he wouldn't be too bad in that role. I'd like Eidur, though.

Seems like a very good site.

some one who has the same opinion as me!!!! emre is an excellent player when he is fit and under sam and coaching staff he can only get better It goes without saying. Inter Milan don't play crap 20-year olds in their first team in a season where they get into the Champions League semi-final. What's that got to do with it? Depo don't play shit spanish internationals in their first team either. Does that make Luque one of our best players? He's been awful since signing for us, that's all that counts. Get rid now whilst he's still got a little value. I'd rather see Viana back, and that's saying a lot. Luque is also a good player, but you can't really compare the two. Last season, many players were awful and under Souness everbody awful. We should keep the players we have that actually have the ability to lift the side from mid-table.

Ali Dia.

Well, it is quite famous. I'd imagine you've heard most of Bowie's songs, because he is a legend.

Sounds like my holidays when I was at secondary school.