McFaul

I refer you to Andrew's sig.

There's no taps nose smiley on here, but imagine there was.

That Ian Cusack aka Gene Clark on here aka @payasodemierda on twitter, blaming Shearer for our relegation in 2009. What a world class cunt this man is, and I know he's a certified spanner, but fuck me you can't blame every thing he says on the fact he's mental.

Of course she doesn't HAVE to give her personal mobile number. FFS. I'd get her to get him to ask for it in writing then take it to a solicitor as sue the cheeky twat, unless she's on 100k a year. I think the saying "I'm not paid enough to worry about it" is one of the truest, and unless she's on a ridiculously good salary she shouldn't be worrying about work when she's not there.

I'm all for eloquence, but I have to say it's full of posh cunts and mackems on here like Fish you sound like a posh Chopra.

Where was Downing managed by Hodgson like?

He did, I remember Smoggeordie about 5 years ago (who used to watch the 18s and the Reserves when he lived up here and was my five a side keeper, saying straight faced that he was better than Forster) he might have been exaggerating but not that much. He's probably good enough for the likes of Celtic, but certainly not good enough to be our number 1. The thing I love about Krul is he proper loves Newcastle, I think he'll be like Given, I only hope he's more successful.

To be fair, Gateshead is Durham as far as I'm concerned as is South Shields, Washington and Sunderland. Tyne and Wear should never have been created, we are historically Northumberland, and one of my proudest possessions is my Northumberland County Cup Winners medal. You can't get higher than that as a kid.

FYP

Toon fan with a mackem accent, I can see why he appeals to some on this page. Seriously I don't know what games people see or how they view players sometimes, Johnson and Lennon, well for me pace trickery delivery in abundance from the two of them, I'd have like to have seen Johnson Rooney and Lennon as a front three personally, how can you not take them yet take that robot Downing?

She's too expensive for you. Mind you can't be as much of a mug as hubby can be like.

You sound like a male version of a doilum I know....my sister. You do as well, she speaks identically to you.

Celtic are far from guaranteed Champions League football looking at recent history. Is it something like 3 out of the last 4 seasons, the CL groups phase has seen no Scottish representatives. In an ideal world they'll come in the Europa League with us and end up in our group, that would be lovely. Dream group Newcastle, Bilbao, Celtic, and somewhere warm. As for Forster, a nominal fee would do me, get as much as we can, but he's nee where near Krul's class, we're valuing Krul at £20m, and him at £2m, shows the difference. He's not as agile and his distribution is poor. I see his future somewhere like Birmingham or a Bolton imo. I think if Celtic do lose Hooper to Norwich or Southampton, then Leon Best at that level would do well. He'd be a stick on for top SPL goalscorer, would be nice if they could take Ranger and Williamson too, although Ranger being called Ranger might stop that ever happening.

"windswept gep-wearing foreigners" Hahaha. That made me think of Isegrim in the England dug out at Wembley. A draw against France would dee, the bookies and people in general seem to think the other two games should be easy. I think they'll both be as hard as the France game. We're playing the host country, Ukraine has 45m people, in front of 50,000 with just 3,000 England fans there, will be a proper backs to the wall job imo, because they're far from shite, and Sweden, it's so long ago since England actually beat them in a competitive game, Newcastle have won a trophy in the time that's elapsed since.

We'll draw 0-0 in Oslo and everyone will say Hodgson is the worst England manager in history. As far as the country is concerned, it's the first tournament that I can remember in my life time where genuinely there is nee expectation at all. I think on paper we've had at worst an outside chance in every one since 80. This time nee chance, might dee them good with less pressure.

Has to be related to Jeff Shreeves.

Sunshine fanny is accompanied by sunshine fatties as well and today was nee different. Why wear tight clothes?

Why anyone would want to post this baffles me. Depressed yee like. People will open this thread and not want to read it.

I would as well. I'd take winning anything over finishing top 4, even the League Cup to get the monkey off our back.

Amongst the bigger teams because they can't be arsed - see Tottenham last year. The fact Boro and Fulham both deservedly reached the final recently shows it's worth putting your heart and soul in to it.

There.

No just Monday work blues. Not even blues. Pretty tired and irritable. I'll reel the Cath word in.

...and given your logic we might as well not bother. Statistically the Premiership is still marginally the best league in the world, we came 5th. We should fear NO CATH WORD.

Worldwide doilums. Debuchy has confirmed on twitter, he'll tell Valencia to do one because he wants to sign for Newcastle. Lille are going to have no players left at this rate apart from Joe Cole, who's had a canny season by all accounts.

Pure pony. The same Napoli who lost 4-1 to a team we went and did 0-2 on their own ground. I wouldn't swap Cisse for any of their strikers. Bilbao a side who came 11th in Spain. Our midfield is better than Atletico Madrid's, Turan hasn't come on like he should have, Tiago was shite at Chelsea and despite playing for some big clubs has had an uninspiring career and he's slow now, Diego hasn't kicked on like many thought he would do and become one of the best. They're a canny side, but in midfield and up front, despite ridiculous transfer fees, they're nee better than us. Straight up I wouldn't swap Cisse for Falcao, although people will be blinded by his two goals in the UEFA Final which imo were shambolic defending.