McFaul

Got 65 quid on Sunderland, Arsenal, Celtic and Senegal - not worried about Sunderland...yet

I think there'd have to be a crane involved if it ever happens. Some will know this but some won't. The mackems wanted to be jocks in 1650 or something, we said do one you mugs, so we had a war with them on Boldon Hill where CT lives. They battered us, but we got our own way and stayed English.

Think I annoy people watching "Who Do You Think You Are?" cos whenever it's on I rage against the people that feel a "special bond" and cry over whichever ancestor they found from 200 years back. They go back 10 generations. If every generation in between had just 3 offspring (and they had much more back in the day day) then there's 60,000 offspring around the world that have a bond. Aye but you can't just dismiss it like that, I mean Paul fuckin Wyn isn't going to have a blood link to 1 in 40 people in 500 years time is he?

Genghis Khan did that much shaggin, 1 in every 40 people alive today are said to have a blood link to him.

Divvint let a dog lick ye face cos if you get a tape worm it can grow 23 metres inside you.

I just want to hit him with a baseball bat with 7 inch nails in.

Barton haha. The FA sent him a letter today warning him about predicting results of games. On Sunday he apparently tweeted he fancied a Manchester double. The FA 's letter says don't do it again for fears of "insider information". Incredible. I hate the cunt but he's right that the FA are completely backward.

I won £120 last neet on Cardiff, Mali and Motherwell, but it's still a long way back to being level over the month. I tell you how shit my luck is right, my big bet the neet for £240 Man City, Barcelona, Senegal and Zambia. Aside from that Zambia were losing 1-0 I went to put the bet on Zambia in running at 9/2 they fucking equalise that second. I look again Libya 2 Zambia 1, I do the same thing again and fucking Zambia score again! I'm due some amazing luck to even things out soon like.

Will someone PM me when someone types something in this thread that hasn't been said before. Thanks.

When's this brummie prick going to fuck off? Slagged me off on N-O when he knew I couldn't reply as well the fuckin yam yam tool. Wasn't saying much when we were fucking losing 2-1 at Scunthorpe and Blackpool I'd guess.

I think I'd need a gum shield. Seriously how fucking tacky are we becoming these days? It's tacky enough having PUMA shirts. What next NUFC vibrators and lube?

When he starts with Best and Shola it seems the rest of us are like Nicholas Cage in that film "Knowing".

We play better against teams who try to get it down and pass. Poyet's team do exactly that he says they know of no other way of playing. We have better individual players so we should in effect win the game. Keep one of Shola or Best off the pitch though ffs. I think Brighton could be a good club one day, their support is one of the best in the country for what they've been through. I remember a game on SKY in the Vans Trophy away at Shrewsbury and they had 1500 up on a Wednesday night, they're a good club certainly no smaller than Stoke, and probably more worthy of Premiership status than Wigan or Fulham, it's not like they've spent millions to get on the periphery of the play offs. Still I think we'll win 1-2. That would dee.

Looking at those steaks, the only conclusion I draw is: Vegetarians - wronguns

The one thing that worries me is the kids'll inevitably suffer. But then again, it's their fucking parents fault anyway. And if they're prepared to have kids they can't support then they're probably already suffering. this is what the softies are already pointing out. I agree with the rest of your comments Alex. And a rising population isn't helping much. The natural population of countries like Britain and Germany would be at a standstill if it wasn't for immigrants. Natural population of a country generally reaches a plateau which is where Germany and Britain were in the 90's. Eventually the population of a fully developed nation will very slowly decline. Take Russia which has an immigration problem no where near we have in Western Europe, their population is set to decline 10m over 50 years. The population is only going up because of immigrants no other reason.

Just seen that pic I put up was his wife. He's moved up a few divisions like, Portsmouth WAG to Milan WAG.

Reporter: Gordon, can we have a quick word please? Strachan: Velocity! Turned in to a miserable as fuck cunt managing Celtic imo. Always looked stressed.

Prince Boateng's girlfriend on his injury problem: "The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week" Boateng's girlfriend: 'I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control.' hehe goooood lass. http://news1.ghananation.com/thumbnail.php?file=images/kevin_and_wife_241806134.jpg&size=article_medium Face like a bag of spanners though, looks like she's on ketamine.

Shinton, clear your pms! We need to talk.

Strachans come out with some good lines in the past. Dalglish has always been an ratty unpleasant bastard in my memory though aye. He's a cunt. That Glen Johnson tackle the other week against Citeh was a disgrace. There's no way he could not have seen it, and I have no doubt they'll watch games 2 and 3 times after, when asked about it two days later "I didnae see it", he's become a charicature of himself.

Everyone says he's funny, I don't find him funny, he's a miserable insular Scotsman like Strachan both of who are supposed to have this dry wit, well it passes me by every time. He'll have a nervous breakdown soon anyway like he did for that 4-4 draw been the blue and red dippers in 1991.

I loved it when SAF found out Dalglish was the new murderers manager, and he went "ho ho Kenny's back in fitba ho ho, I thought his time had come and gone".

When I saw Dalglish am I wrong to think to myself "I hope this is a yes Gemmill" cunt of a man. The point Craig hints at is valid, the service he's had is shit. Do people want him to play like Messi? He's 6ft4, and was mentioned by Keegan himself as being the best header of a ball he's seen in 45 years of being involved in professional football. That being the case if you were going to spend the annual GDP of a rogue African state on a striker of his stature, is it not fucking stupid to play every formation other than an old fashioned 4 4 2?? Not one have Liverpool played with two touchline huggers, getting the ball in to the box, he'll win it 8 times out of 10, an absolute disaster of a signing for them, and Carroll is only half to blame for the catastrophic signing he has been.

Good to see Mike Parry run rings round him though, calling him the coward he is.