McFaul

Im going nowhere and you pack of bastards cant force me out! I'll see my contract out! The posters know I love this forum! ........................... Same here. I've been like Joey Barton to be honest, had a few misdemeanors, and the board tried to forcibly remove me from my contract, but I've grown to love the fans, and they can see I put a shift in so am gonna stick around and see if they offer me a new long term deal, at least to take me through to my testimonial. I wonder if I'll posting when am Leazes' age, my tolerance of people will have to improve if I am. haha, I remember you posting on the old rivals TOTT site Stevie.............you haven't changed much I got banned off there as well. If someone was telling me they'd be banned off three toon forums, I'd think what a fuckin prick, but all three weren't justified.

They should've left us alone, and like I say you're praising for a scheme that the vast majority of clubs have these days. If I come across as bitter, I am. I'd love to knock Llambias clean out.

Fuck the club, other clubs have better schemes than that, and don't do it by pissing off the most passionate of their clubs' support.

Sooooooooooooo hungover today desperate for a football game to bet on, and I've found one. The Euro U21 starts today on Sky at 5pm, I reckon England could win it, Spain don't have the players coming through they had about 5 years ago, the likes of Bojan and Jeffren won't make it at Barca, and two years ago with similar squads England battered them 2-0. Am ganna stick £100 on England to win it at 5/1 with Hills. Also today look at this Iceland v Belarus. In qualifying Iceland beat GERMANY 4-1, beat Northern Ireland away 6-2, and beat Scotland twice. Belarus went through a shite group and couldn't beat Scotland twice. That evidence in itself is enough for me to stick 20 quid on Iceland @ 6/5.

He's shite though. He shouldn't get nee where near the England squad even with the the dearth of talent we have presently. He's got about as much talent as someone like a Garry Parker, who got no where near the England team. Be honest how many games has Henderson played for Sunderland where you've thought he was head and shoulders the man of the match. He's a generic energetic new-age midfielder, who runs around a lot and doesn't produce that much. He's not good enough to get in our strongest midfield, that's not an opinion, it's a stone cold fact, you have robbed the dippers here far more than we did for Carroll, don't be surprised to see him at Wolves or Bolton within four years. The two games against us both times he was the worst midfielder on the pitch.

Im going nowhere and you pack of bastards cant force me out! I'll see my contract out! The posters know I love this forum! ........................... Same here. I've been like Joey Barton to be honest, had a few misdemeanors, and the board tried to forcibly remove me from my contract, but I've grown to love the fans, and they can see I put a shift in so am gonna stick around and see if they offer me a new long term deal, at least to take me through to my testimonial. I wonder if I'll posting when am Leazes' age, my tolerance of people will have to improve if I am.

Where abouts in Ryton do you live?

The same source that telt me Leighton Baines was signing for the toon says there's a substantial, impossible to ignore bid in for me from www.redandwhitekop.co.uk . Am frantically looking for a "The Sun" avatar.

Dur dur durrrrr love this song

Can't mind the fine at the Pitz like, but if you even got a yellow card at Eldon Rec you were banned for the next game. That fuckin ref Trevor used to dish them oot like he was dishin oot benefits to asylum seekers. Me and Alex have discussed him before, what a cunt he was like really, someone you remember 15 years on that's how much. Considering retiring to be honest, knees are nee good pardon the pun, this game might be me testimonial.

I always pictured you as my height Gemmill, me and HF are Peter Crouch compared to yeez, or yeez are like subbuteo players compared to us. Bet yous have got massive cocks though, it evens itself out.

Last neet man!! Fuckin hell. I had £16 on Ireland in running 5/4 Spain -1 won 3-0 and fuckin Panama -1 in a live game on ESPN at 11pm. 2-0 to Panama at ht, when a gans to kip safe in the knowledge GUADALOUPE are down to 10 men, 160 ranked in FIFA rankings I'm think get in I'LL WAKE UP WITH £190 in me account. Apparently it went to 3-0, then it ended 3-2 with two late goals, could only happen to me.

The only people I trust with info on twitter are the type of people who have come up with seven pieces of ITK in a year all correct, and there's not many of them about....

It's that generation man. They're not so much prejudiced they just don't like anyone who's not English.

Disagree with that like. If I'm with mates I couldnt give a fuck how someone spoke. But if I was with my lass or kids I could take offence. Equally professionally, if someone came to see my and swore loads I'd not be interested in whatever he was selling or saying. Never seen a blinds salesman say "ye want some fuckin blinds like?" Obviously if you're with your lass or kids or your parents, you don't want people effing and jeffing, I mean two blokes having a chat.

I like subscribe to the Francis Begbie manner of swearing. He like me has a limited vocabulary, so we use swear words to emphasise points. Anyone who takes offence to bad language is a doilum tbh, well any bloke.

What did signature 66 do to get rejected then Stevie? Something about me lusting after anal sex with Paul Dobison, Tom can you add a poll to this thread yes or no?

I don't swear as much in front of lasses like, but the odd one is always ganna slip out, but nowt worse than hearin a lass cunt this and fuck that like. Double standards? Aye, but so.

I divvint like what he says to Wacky like about him being small. I find it ironic however him saying that seeing as though he once said he was 5ft8, but miraculously grew 2 inches in a week. Wacky's not going to take offence at that but someone who's more sensitive might be mortified by it, it's a canny personal thing to say, like when a lass says you've got a small cock, not that anyones said that to me like! Probs said it about me just not to me, but if he'd step away from the personal insults he'd be a lot more popular. He's by no means in the top 20 biggest doilums who have ever used this board but sometimes does himself nee favours. I think cunts on here don't like being patronised neither which causes problems with him sometimes.

I'd dig him oot in no time even if he didn't give those clues away. It's how he types man and the things he says. "good episode of the young doctors on lol seen this one before, i think this is the one where the bold man gets sunbernt on his head lol". Total wrongun.

He loves being the victim and the irony of it is he wished death on all scousers too. It's almost infantile what he does, he completely ignores the absolute disgraceful way he's behaved, denies it ever happened, and tries to get people on side by playing a martyr/getting people to feel sorry for him, and it seems to have worked with a few of them.

Paul Wyn breaks his three month silence. Unbelievable. UNBELIEVABLE. I tell you what though he has more walk outs than the NUM circa 1983 this mug.

If this means mackems start talking geordie I'm dead against it.

Ireland deserved it though, but I tell you how shite I think Italy are, England are a very poor side, but we're better than him. Thought Keith Andrews was excellent in midfield, Stephen motm though.

ridiculous! Our centre back and manager had a huge row last week. we pissed away a 2-goal lead to find ourselves 3-2 down when we won a free kick. The manager was screaming for the centre half to go up for it(big fella and good in the air). He shouted back that the box was too full, the manager started shouting "do what you're told and get in the box you cunt". The centre back just walked off the pitch and I'm still not sure how it didn't turn into fisticuffs. Anyway, we won 4-3 and all is resolved. Our centre back was saying he'd never been spoken to like that in all his years playing football. hahaha I wouldn't have stood for that like. At half time one manager had a go at me for not passing (I hit the post) when another kid had an open goal, proper go at me, and I thought am the striker, fucking I'd do it again I should've scored I missed, so I said "ye naa Kev I'd dee the same thing again", he lost his temper and went "ya not cos ya comin off ya prick", I tried to get at him showing me up in front of people, but people stopped me, and we made up the next week, but I still remember it eight years on. It's a passionate game, if people can't understand that they should fuckin get fat and play dominoes or something. Good win last neet Barney, mind Italy are pretty pish though, that was near their strongest team too, and probs 4 of yours would be in your strongest team. Even McShane played well