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Ok, hypothetical discussion. If you are on a planet looking at the monument in Newcastle with a really good telescope and you are 10 light years away, you see the monument as it was 10 years ago. People moving around and so on. Now, if you then move towards the earth at a relative pace you are getting closer and so light travels between you quicker. If it takes you 1 year to get 9 light years away in theory you now see the earth as it was 9 years ago, but 1 year passed so that should have been 11 years ago on Earth but as you are closer would that still be 10 years even though you are 9 light years away? Or, as you are now 9 light years away does that mean that you caught up in time. If that is the case, which I think it is, what happens to the view you are looking at? Do the people move around really fast like you are pressing fast forward?

access denied, what's your password for that porn site mate? password " google images, sheridan smith nips, 1st image" Try this- same piccy (tbh , its a bit shite, but, never stopped me before) I don't even know who she is, but there, indeed, are her obfuscated nipples. Shearergol claims to have shagged her iirc. Don't see how she is a borderline boiler myself, I would definitiely. Him and James Corden. Clearly doesn't set the bar too high, my kind of woman. Here you go then, closer inspection after a little photoshop - this

get it right. See post nr 49 Aye fair play. He threw the hook and you bit (as of course he knew you would).

Ok, here we go. There was no need for an arguement thread when Shepherd ran the club and we were top 6. As the general feel good factor in the city was higher than normal other businesses done well also. The good football we played also helped bring business into the region. Now under MA we have the opposite. In fact, its likely his fault we just had a drop off in GDP. The twat. Like.

I only need 1. 1. Any thread LM enters quickly derails into talking about Freddy FUCKING Shepherd and what the club done under him But aside from that I'll add: 2. Kings Speech to dominate Oscars 3. Severe Earthquake in the US.

Oh nicely fucking improvised. Aye same problem I had. I opted for "in water" as the tins of Tuna in Sunflower Oil are fucking rank. Either way, the meal with the tuna I used was awesome

Sounds like the sort of thing I'd like if you wouldn't mind sticking up the recipe. Sure: Ingredients 1 x 300g Jar Tuna in olive Oil (I used 2 x 150g tins of tuna in water) 1 x 400g tin chipped tomato 1 small red onion 1 medium fresh chilli 1 small bunhc fresh basil ground cinnamon 200g rigatoni 1 lemon 50g parmesan cheese (not called parmesan in Asda! they have another brand but same thing) Olive oil Sea Salt Black Pepper Method Preheat Overn and stick plates in to warm (I set 50'C) + Stick kettle on to biol Peal and finely slice onion, halvem deseed and finely slice chilli Place large pan on medium heat Pick basil leaves and put to one side then finely chop the stalks Add splash of olive oil to hot pan, add onion, chilli, basil stalks and 1/2 level tea spoon on ground cinnamon Cook rigatoni in boiling salted water, stir now and again to stop sticking Once onions are soft, add the tuna (drained) to the pan and the tinned tomatoes Turn up heat and stir with wooden spoon season with salt and pepper Simmer for a few mins to let the sauce thicken When pasta ready scoop out half a cup of its water then drain the rest Tip pasta into the pan and stir together If its too thick, use some of the drained water to thin slightly Add pinch of salt and pepper then grate in some lemon zest (I grated in about 1/4 of the lemon) and squeeze in a little juice Add the basil leaves and finely grate in 25g of parmesan Stir and cover to keep warm Give it 5 mins (set table etc) Take out warmed plates and serve. Grate on extra parmesan to the top. Bon appetit!

Wasnt meant to do this last year but didnt come off, might be this year. We did do the hadrians wall walk which is a different kind of approach and its not so much up and down but 20 mile still takes it out on your feet more than anything. As said, lots of socks and also pack some compede (like, each person take a couple of packs). Hydration is important and Id recommend using a Camelbak rather than carry bottled water.

I got the 20 min meals app (Jamie Oliver) for my phone. Only made one thing so far but it was fantastic. Tuna and Tomato Rigatoni. Let me know if you want the recipie and Ill stick it on. And yes, it only took 20 mins to make

Erm.... a little WTF from my head..

You didnt disappoint bobby

Was our anniversary last week so we're thinking about having a stay at Slaley while her mother has the kids. Been before and it's fine for me like. Food was always fantastic when I've been. Idea was to use the gym etc, then go for a walk around the grounds and do some photography, meal at night time etc and gym in the morning.

I think we will make one signing. Prob a midfielder. No guessing on the quality though. I reckon the priority should be a forward though.

Personally I think there's nothing wrong with posting and discussing stories from the National daily papers. Surely thats one of the things we do on a forum? Its the sort of thing thats read and discussed by football fans at every workplace up and down the country every day. Not really sure what your problem is with it? Im sure ive seen you discuss all sorts in the transfer gossip thread. It is, but its one thing saying "According to paper X, this player is doing this" and another saying "OMG Player X is doing this !!!!11111oneoneone". Also, I would buy a newspaper called Paper X, over one called The Sun.

Wins millions, legs it to spain, blows it and comes back here where he expects you and me to pay for his budget lifestyle he prefers.

I imagine Carr is making recommendation and Pardew is asking for stuff. It's what MA/DL allow is another thing.

Is that just before you get to Park Lane, and on your right there's a pub called the Park Lane. Changed since I worked there like. Bookies right beside there I stuck my biggest bet ever on, and still is to this day, on France to win the 2002 WC. It is, aye. There's a pub called Gatsbys that is right next to a fishmongers so when you go up to the toilets, it always stinks of fish. A fishmonger that smells of fish. The scruffy fuckers Read it again.

You forgot the bit where I was in labour and you went to get fish and chips to eat while you watched the Man U match on the labour ward telly Aye, but it wasn't real contractions, you were just whinging a bit. The proper stuff started the next day. The first was funny as owt for us. Well, me. Her waters popped at about 11pm when we were in bed. Naturally we rushed to the hospital, me driving, only to be told to go home and come back when she really felt it. So I drove home, hit a few speed bumps, pointed out a rabbit only for the devil herself to reply "I couldnt give a fuck about any rabbit!". A few speed bumps later and we were home, got out got in the living room, turned around and went back to hospital Poor lass could barely walk second time around.

I was there for both. Stayed top end for both I did cut the cord for both as well though. Amazing experience, if not left feeling a bit of a spare part at times.