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JawD

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  1. JawD

    Checkout lasses

    Thats bugs me. Esp in the metro centre when I want to get in and out asap. Usually stand there pondering the questions. Often feel like asking if they want a hand. "hmm, £10..... £20 ...... £30 ....how much have I got ................................................................................................................................... £547.56 .... So, hmmm.... do I want a recipt? <asks girlfriend>"
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    Checkout lasses

    Also, bugs me when the person in front stands in the queue and doesnt get their money / wallet / purse out until the cashier asks for it..
  3. I think the "under privilaged" have both ends of the scale(s) Either skinny weedy charva with a spliff in one hand and a can of Ace in the other, or a skinny lass who lucks like she's been sucking on a vaccuum cleaner hose. Or, the fat ones with a treble buggy, crop top and leggings queuing at MacD's moaning about their weight while smoking a cig and flicking ash on their bairns head. I reckon I'm intelligent-ish, tall-ish and have asperations of being athletic, but never quite get there if that counts..
  4. Aye, shocked at being found out maybe?
  5. What was Rob W posting about in those days?? Being a teenager
  6. JawD

    Checkout lasses

    Hmm, Im suddenly starting to think I started this same topic then as well..... old age man, gets us all.... Well its still happening!
  7. JawD

    Male Grooming

    My nose hair doesnt really come past the end thankfully. Cant imagine having to pluck one out On that, why do most women have an obsession with picking / squeezing the tiniest pimple? and when they have nowt on their own skin they start to scan yours for things to atatck with they vice like finger nails?
  8. Why is it when they ask the question "Do you need a hand with your packing" and you say "no thanks", do they somehow hear "No thanks, oh and while you're on will you scan my items at 100mph please". I've started aiming for the retard looking ones so they go a bit slower
  9. Aye, I reckon attending would be more apt.
  10. There you go again, fuck me you use the work "working" like a mackem uses the term "clean".
  11. Well man, with you lot drigging up posts from 1806 is it anywonder I loose track! .... wtf does drigging mean?
  12. I thought you moved job? oh well, someone did..... I need to go home...
  13. JawD

    Male Grooming

    Highlights? Mind, I have grey highlights these days Though wor lass says it gives me the cloony look just a shame the rest of the face/body/wallet has fuck all resemblance...
  14. You that suggests you have done "some" work. Loosing your touch tbh I reckon you're just trying to impress in your new job. Bet you have a bloke boss who smacks your arse like in that friends episode editted for spazzy spelling...
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    Male Grooming

    Aye, I occassionally use soap when I wash for a special occassion. Oh ok then, dont use nowt apart from after I shave when I use balm. Occassionally use moisturiser on me face after a shower. Hate shaving though so I try to do it as little as poss, I can get away with twice a week depending on where Im working. On that Paul Potts bloke, is it any wonder he was picked on at school
  16. At least line your smileys up properly man
  17. On the heading... Aye! the fucking weather!
  18. Aye readong that above, its seems most of the clubs are pretty clear. On our behalf I think only individuals G Souness and K Shepherd need to have things checked out, but not the club itself. I can live with that like. On Sam, its comes across more as conflict of interest, but nothing directly relating to him, maybe his son though (isnt he no longer an agent?).
  19. Suppose it would depend how serious the offence. I think many of us have suspected McKay and I bet its to do with the Boumsong transfer.
  20. JawD

    Stop!

    Digging up all these old posts man. Its really confusing me. I dont read the date until maybe 10 posts in after Ive thought WTF? a few times. In 5mins Ive thought Lou was back posting again, Leazes had returned and Dwight Yorke for some reason was getting a place in Newcastle.
  21. Aye, Im about to go in for the last day this week Busy day ahead though... and I have a stiff neck still from yesterday.. Got my new broadband thing off BT though
  22. have a scan through these Dunno how up to date it is
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