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I'll hazard a guess and Im really going out on a limb here like, but his first name?

Do you do anything but eat? Its your lass thats eating for two mate, not you. She may be eating for two, but Im eating for three! (me, the bairn and her) Worse part it, its true.... really let my standards slip like. Promised myself Id get my act together again. Not now like, but soon..... ish

Had my first guitar lesson last night. Seems a canny bloke and a good teacher like (Jimi Savage). I'm starting from scratch like so just learning chords at the mo. Now I just need to stretch/grow my fingers as some of them chords need your fingers to be dislocated

Thats just it. Chinees cant really use em either. So they hold the bowl right under their chin while laughing at us lot trying to pick up a mushroom and carry it 14" to our gob I manage like, just.

Well, had a MacD's breakfast, so that helped the morning. Gonna have a bit of a loaf now before attacking this pile of things on me desk..

yeah right by your standards that must mean you have to open an envelope

Well apparantly Sam has said he could guarantee him the football he isnt getting at Man Utd. Perhaps Sam is thinking Owen / MArtins / Vikuka at home and Owen / Smith / Viduka away. Or, taking into account injuries and internationals, a mix of Owen/Smith/Viduka/Martins for our first choice rotation. Not like we are in Europe though. Of course, this doesnt leave much room for Shola and Carroll is still too young to be worrying about grabbing a first team role regularly. Id also rate Smith above Shola sadly.

I'm undecided about this one (if true). For that price it seems a good deal. Yes we know we need centre halves etc, but no one is saying this is instead of one. Im just puzzled how he would get regular football, unless as said Owen or Martins is set to leave. Mind, this said, Viduka will be injured at the start of the season and Martins may or may not be in the African nations. Unless of course Sam has other idea's for him.

I do wonder if Sven at City could dislodge him. There new regime puts them in a similar position to us and a few other clubs under new ownership. You do wonder if we have the most to do to turn things around, not just on the field but behind the scenes. I do think Owen will stay, at least until the winter break where he may at least evaluate things. On the signings, Id like to see us making more progress towards a new back line. We seem to be constantly linked to forwards but Im pretty much dismissing them all. Hopefully we'll hear today on Rozehnal. Seems to be us or Sevilla (which you might easily think as Uefa Cup winners they would have the bigger pull).

I wonder what today will bring....

No. No video link in a thread about enema's or endoscopies will be clicked ta very much

Sssshhh, just dont tell the Mackems

So is that the same as Google Desktop? Also PP how do you get what looks like an nufc news feed?

Im not sure Ashley, or Sports World do. As far as I can see, they sold what they did have back end of 2005.

I doubt we'll get all done by end of June. Im also disappointed I showed my weakness by posting in this thread....

Aye, with a bit off messing around, thats seemed to have done the trick. Cheers

So, here are the things I want to be able to do Say I have sheet 1 sheet 2 sheet 3 Sheet 1 and 2 will be main contents Sheet 3 will be a reference sheet that the other two sheets refer to Sheets 1 and 2 will contain formula to pull information from sheet 3 I need to be able to: i. Lock sheet 1 and 2 from editting or viewing forumula ii. Hide sheet 3 completely so it cant be viewed iii. retain the use of a hyperlinik between sheets 1 and 2 What I have sussed so far: i. By adding sheet protection, I can stop lock cells from being selected and hide their forumla (dont this via cell properties, protection, locked and hidden) Ive added a password to the sheet protection. ii. Havent worked out how to hide a sheet yet iii. By hiding/locking the cells it seems to do the same to the hyperlink? How do I keep the sheet protection but also keep the use of a hyperlink? I dont seem to be able to protect a range of cells, only the whole sheet? Cheers

People using text speak on message boards when its not needed and any of of a number within a word. At any time. Ever.

What, like really long pointy knives with the sharp bit facing him? Or beans?

Horrid ugly melons, cracking footballers though and sure to win the Prem next year.

Owen really does look as sick as fuck in that picture

AND you wanted it dyed!

How much! As for trying to excuse yourself with the whole saving up malarky Thats a womans reasoning, you could have paid £6 and saved £34.

That does actually looks scarily like what i've got now I haven't got the fish lips though Toonraider, I'd get mine like Josh Homme but I don't think I could pull it off quite as well as him. Still, if it helps me pull Brody Dalle then i'm all for it. I'm not being funny here, but how dare anyone have a haircut like that! How dare they! There's been no "cut" anywhere near that mop like.

You Wood say that though