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Hitler's Mum's Dog's Minge?

Sure she said "piss on me" and not "pass the towel please"?

Im officially too scared to go back and read my own posts. I swear my fingers insert the odd word for the hell of it without letting me know....

New shampoo eh, ingredients Aqua, gum, parfum, dextrachlorinewackypiss......

Thats a method of resus Ive noever heard of before.... Knew someone would twist that. Basically I won't kiss her after she's been cleaning the meat, and she won't clean the meat if it's been used for uphill gardening, we clear now? Ah right, and here's me thinking you were basically farting in her gob

Thats a method of resus Ive noever heard of before....

ummm... I'm starting to feel like Brad (Janet)

Any particular chinees or just one you bump into, oh and who is Jim? See what happens when you read the sex rules thread before this one!

I must be the only bloke here who has no interest in arse-entry

Read in the chron that Sam has a few other names he'd be going for before him.

how the fuck did that end up in here! Ive posted another now and been accusing the world of post-stealing Ok, to correct this a little, Went to see Shrek 3 and thought it was canny. I wasnt expecting much as had been told it was poor, but aye I enjoyed it. Much of the same like. Also went to see the Fantastic 4. Typical suport hero type movie. Easy to watch though and not bad really.

1. Im confused as Im sure I posted here earlier but its not there 2. Getting a MacD's for my lunch (still) 3. Still not finished the bairns nursery 4. Still pondering buying a PS3 5. Am going to go hunt for my missing post..

1. Gonna have a McD's for lunch 2. I'm getting scarily close to buying a PS3 but have resisted so far 3. I still havent finished decorating the nursery 4. Got my 2nd guitar lesson on sunday 5. Damn you no 5!

I should go to the dentist like. Not been since I moved house... erm.. 2 years ago. Prob need one filling and a polish I reckon.

Thats not that tired really is it tbf

I'd have been impressed if you had next Tuesdays rumours like.

Kate Bush

But...but its Friday?

I wish.... Money aside, would beg the question, why here and not the numerous others he could go to before us offering a whole lot more?

Would be very welcome if true. Not that I know loads, I reckon Bridge is the best we can reasonably get and would certainly be a massive step in the right direction for the back four.

Some of those are really funny Most of them are shite Was about to have a bash, got 5 through then reaslised I couldnt be arsed. Though, thought I'd dance at at least one of you miserable fuckers mentioning me.

Have a looksy here