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  1. JawD

    Charvas

    I hate them with a passion. Vile excuses for life. If they were all off the street how much better would everywhere be? They have zero respect for anyone even themselves and have no idea what so ever what life is about. We'd all be better off if they were just put down. Either that or round them all up and put them on an island of their own to live life as they wish.
  2. Aye I thought they were spot on. Good that they remained true to the original stuff (bar the art ) and didnt try and change it. Also thought that the backing singers that done great gig in the sky were fantastic, spine tingling stuff. Only down side was the tickets saying 8pm and them actually coming on at 8pm that never happens! (well, clearly it does...). So I stood getting a pint and shuffling to my seat for the first track. did notice a few young kids off their nuts as well like... Now Im looking forward to next month as Im off to see Roger Waters at the M.E.N. Arena.
  3. Well, I thought emre had a canny game, mainly breaking up their play than creating for us. but still, worked hard all game. Dyer was an odd one. He started on the right and I can only assume he was under instruction to pull inside and play central. This though was leaving massive space for us that we didnt expoit. I expected it to change after half time with him being told to use that space but nothing did. He was all over without really offering much I thought. Better in the second half.
  4. The Broken Doll - Cracking old venue with great ales, live bands and good atmosphere The Farmers Rest - Canny for bottle of brown on a saturday afternoon Pig & whistle - Ye olde style - Used to go there before the Doll in my youth, also had some canny bands on The Riverside - Before it became shindig and got all done out, again live band venue Yeah ok, I noticed the theme. Dolls the biggest loss though....
  5. JawD

    Excel Help

    From what you are saying, seems you should make a list on one sheet of all te stuff you eat listing the name and values Eg Bread Carb 20g GI 10 - Total Cals 80 (you might add protien etc or whatever you want to track) Then when you have your list, use the lookup function on a different sheet. So you would add the name (eg bread) and it would look it up and enter the values next to it. You could have a sum at the bottom totally the values for your selections?
  6. Class Didnt get to listen to it all, but got as far as Division Bell (about 30mins in). Good selection from a canny range of albums so far like. Got a bit of practice with my hollaring in for tomorrow night
  7. He says yes! Just burned to a CD as we speak so I can stick it on in the car on the way to work Be back in 45 mins
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    Google Maps

    4.9741379310344827586206896551724 mph (average speed, taking into account tab breaks and the odd stop for a crap like) Why stop for a crap? Bobbin' jobby kinda thing.
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    Google Maps

    Yeah, I was shown it as Paris to NY. But you know, I added Newcastle to be lercal lyke
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    Google Maps

    Only a twat with a myspace logon would know that though tbf. What he said and yes, swimming all that way would be tiring
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    Bah

    A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will top standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. Try again he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day banging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "No", she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn".
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    Google Maps

    Dont know if you have used this function. But go to Google and select the maps tab. Now search for New York to Newcastle upon Tyne. It cleverly now shows you the route to take. So much so, when you do this look at step 23
  13. Broken leg after a sword fight?
  14. I thought that was an image from next season at SJP for a moment
  15. Sadly I will also renew. My head (and wife) think Im mad for showing the club support in this way but thats just it. We're not supporting the chairman/manager or whatever but the club whether they are there or not. Its a pretty sad statement and one the club know only too well. Am I a mug? Yes. In no other way would I buy crap year after year and put up with it. But, I do know someone who is giving up a box and also a couple of people who are not renewing. So many people saying enough is enough.
  16. I'm afraid there are many supports / backers and such of GR slipping away day by day. His "non-excuses" have worn thin, he has said himself he cannot motivate his players (they should motiovate themselves), he was the wrong appointment as people were blinkered by what was a good achievement though in a club lifted by the departure of the previous disaster. This happens in most clubs at such a low low point. Change being as good as a rest in these cases. We settled for an easy mediocre option. Now thats what we are.
  17. While I've got nothing against Lee Clark or his committment to the club, LEE F'kin CLARK! One of our main coaches?? Bloody hell, would he get a role at Liverpool, Arsenal or such? Would he shite. Give him a role, let him progress and learn as he is, but yes we should have top coaches if we have aspirations of being a top side. OR is that too simple?
  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eCAv8jUg9k For our Scottish friends I'm sure one fo you will know him
  19. Handy... Seen it on the news like, reckon he has a good chance of getting alot of the functions back! Clever buggers these days like.
  20. I tried to sleep as well but my mates wouldnt have it. Bastards. then again, I was the driver They drank all the way down and in Cardiff while I had things like redbull, coke, water, and a mixture of each. Oh and a cup of coffee
  21. Not long picked it up myself. Not hd any lessons yet though. Just been picking bits up off a mate. Already sussed the start of Wish you were here Looking to book some lessons though. Also a brace of some kind to stretch my fingers apart more
  22. So whats the link to her MySpace site? be fun on there today
  23. JawD

    Would you rather?

    Id say the billion if I could have a say in who they were. Tsk, always me me me me me me me eh.
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