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Not keen on her earings like... bad taste.

I've got 5, one on each calf (one being the toon badge on a tribal background), one on each shoulder and one that spans the top of my back. Each and every one of them knacked though the worst was prob part of the back.

well that took me a few seconds as well

The Iraqi Footballer The Sunderland manager Roy Keane flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Sunderland. Two weeks later Sunderland are 4-0 down to Colchester with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Sunderland. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello mum, I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me." Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time." The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry." "Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to Sunderland in the first place!"

Chased away by Gemmil I reckon Alreet new bloke

Never watch it There again, Im the bloke thats never seen a single Lost either (though Im repeatedly told to go buy the DVDs)

Too soon on Shearer like, far too soon. Unless they know something we dont

Read about it this morning, some article saying he could be fit for the England qualifier. Owen though was quick to point out that he has to get games for Newcastle first.

Probably huge feet.

Feck me respect where its due. Not for his game but for the fact he just lost his brother. Two completely different issues. He might not deserve respect for his footballing efforts (at times), but I was certainly saddened to hear of his loss.

Hmmm, couple not mentioned (ok come on, give the "good reason for that" reply ) Kate Bush Peter Gabriel

Ok, maybe old maybe shite, maybe old shite Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone’s amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

Still waiting for a radio link, haway man!

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I'll need a radio/feed of some kind if anyone can pm, cheers.

A little mouse with CLoooogggs on, I do declare....

Think mine was from Slater Menswear near the central. Canny place for suits and I think my tux was around £150 which aint bad really.

Away and shite. £250k and I reckon you'd be filling the bath. Nah .. then again, if you could do it not so blatantly. You know like, "and this here puppy is the A1, and this here is your feeding bowl in the middle of it". That kinda thing? does that count?

Cant remember exactly. I was 16 and her 17. I didnt tell her it was my first time and she didnt seem to notice (my nervous fumblings mainly), no idea what she thought, but I was chuffed to bits Was in her bedroom, a place I became quite familiar with over the next 6 months No idea what we dont or how long it lasted, I can pretty much guarantee it wasnt long though

Hmm... I used to like Stereo, or Jacks bar (Ponana, now Tokyo I think). Best bar though would have to be The Broken Doll (RIP)

Nah, no matter how much was offered I doubt I could do it. Happily brick a cat in the head like

If yoda you want then yodo you'll get I'll throw it together yes I will I bet Small and green, look do I I'll sit at home watching Jedi Odd is this writing style Time I need, maybe a while...

Id pretty much go with that. For being pretty small he was good in the air. Was also strong and canny going forward. Positionally awful. Seemed like he wanted more cash and it bit him on the arse. I'd happily see him in the short term if he could do at least as well as he did last time, but Im far from hopeful of that.

Ive no idea where you find your words Not day to day language that Ive ever heard Maybe its me and maybe Im thick But the thing you say to make you sound slick The trick is to type it as you go The words themselves should just flow No thesaurus or dictionary near Just muttering away so its good to the ear

Oh no here we go waiting for the words to flow, If ever a thread wasted my time its this thinking of things that rhyme...