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Do like the new shirt like.

In your opinion. Oh and FUCK ME! Did you really just say that? My point was about your anti-optimism stance. Ergo you think pessimism is best? You call it realism based on common sense yet I say your anti MA stance doesn't allow you to have a balanced perspective. Common sense tells you that. I'm more a fence sitter and favour no "side" allowing me to see the whole picture.

I'd piss myself if we pulled this off. I mean fucking hell. Roll back 18 months and ask the question to Liverpool "can you lend us 35M please? That will allow us to add significantly better players to our squad to not only secure our status in the league but get us in to Europe. We'll only pay you 15M back mind but you can lend AC for a season because of it?"

V Monaco 6pm ESPN.

LM, what is wrong with being optimistic you miserable cunt? Granted, we might sign AC, sell Ba, sign Debuchy, sell Simpson but while my glass would still be half full, yours would be half empty. Fact is, they'd still have the same amount in. I'd rather be optimistic and look forward to the next bit of club news than be pessimistic and dread every waking moment.

Can't stand chuggers but understand charities using them. I won't give to them or door knockers in principle.

Fucking hell, I'd be over the moon if we got 35M for Ba like and used some of the money to bring in the quality of Cisse in Jan!

Biscuits at the ashington Stallone fan club - Herb Nerbs.

Durham is more than just a "big church" tbf. Depends on what you want from a place ofc

If they want to buy a new forward (Walcott?) they would likely use the cash from AC so I can see them wanting a sale and up front cash would help them in any negotiations. A cash up front deal from us makes perfect sense. Even if they lose on the deal they an blame KD. They also need AC off their books for wages and the money to buy with. I can really see this happening like, especially of AC wants to move here.

Bound to reject first time around. Bet this rolls on a bit though

And then "its complicated" a day later and then "in a relationship" again. Should about do it

Where is your wink?

Best and lovenkrands out, AC in. (if it goes through). Might not have been our first idea but id be more than happy with it. He'd bring a different dimension to our game. No one is suggesting we play him first choice over anyone, but we knew we needed more quality up front especially through the ACN and with being in Europe.

All over twitter this alleged 8M offer from Barca. Not that we'd sell for that much.

Ah fair enough. Sad fucker then!

Is that Debuchy twitter a real one? Eeg since July 2011 and tweets a fair bit? Saying nufc deal done but I always assume fake accounts unless know for sure.

Cudnt

Seems so, dodgy fuckers

Couple of daft sayings when younger from my gran : - change your face or it will stay like that if the wind changes (if I was pulling a face) - I'm not buying biscuits as all you do is eat them (wtf was I meant to do) - ill give you something to cry about (fatha classic) - ill take my hand off your face (eh?) Nowt bad really (certainly no suggestions of arse storage in my house like thank fuck ) My mates mother uses to call him sackless (meaning stupid) which had us in stitches.

I've started saying "geez" a fair bit. Shite thing to say I know, but it's developed as I stopped myself swearing in front of the kids as it was "Jesus fucking Christ man" and when I start to say it I turn it in to "jeez" (geez).

Happy birthday wee yin

On getting them straight, on my camera I have the 3rd lines in view through the eye piece and also in Lightroom when I crop I have the lines. So in the aone above when I cropped it slightly I used the tower as my lead item and lined it up straight. I use the Cokin filter system. Its easy when you get your head around it. Not everyone uses filters. I do. Some like to blend in photoshop while I prefer to get the image as close to final in the camera.

He hasn't gone yet like

oops, sorry about the copyright, my lightroom does that automatically. And its not even 2011