Ted Maul

I've got to do an essay for Uni and I cant be arsed.

"See this finger? See this thumb? See this fist................"

There's a Spurs fan claiming that raising your hands isn't a sending off offence Jesus wept

It's shite. You see more cock than Keeley.

I live to annoy the moronic. It's what I do.

You see fouls like that every week! Talk about complete and utter fucking numpties. How can you hate Spurs fans more than fuckin Sunderland fans. Fuckin hell. Spurs fans are wanks, but irrelevant wanks. Without sopunding like NE5 and the auburn accountants of the board, many, many KBJ's on here. Fuckin hate Spurs fans more than Sunderland. Fuckin work there for one week. Granted Spurs fans are as annoying as dippers, but get a fuckin grip 4fs God, you're a wanker. I've grown up with Sunderland fans all my life mate, I go to Uni in Sunderland and some Mackem's will even try to claim I live there. Yes, I hate Sunderland the football club and there are quite a few of there fans who I take an immense dislike to an'aal however, for every Sunderland fan I know who is a twat I know several more who aren't and who I can banter with. Face it shitlips, long gone are the days you'd get chased down the street by a bunch of skinheads in Dr. Martin's, rivalry is much more good natured now. I still want Sunderland to lose every game and drop down the leagues like a fucking stone but their fans don't rile me half as much as Spurs fans do. Without exception, every Spurs fan I have talked to has this Big Club complex just because Villa and Ossie help win them a few tinpots years ago. I'd call them Mackem's of the south but that would be being too kind.

Dogma - Still very, very good

I hate Spurs and their fans more than any other team (Yes, probably even Sunderland) so this victory was sweet Some brilliant posts on Glory-Glory.net. They're fucking crying like bairns over Huntington's tackle on Lennon only getting a yellow whereas they've said nowt about Chimbonda raising his hands to Butt. You see fouls like that every week! Talk about complete and utter fucking numpties.

Apocolypto - I hate Mel Gibson, I wanted to see Employee of the Month but it had sold out so I was stuck with another subtitled pile of shite. How wrong I was. A great film if you don't read too much into the historical side of it. As you would expect from an Adolf Gibson film it's massively one sided and isn't closely historical in anyway. Still, it's a brilliantly brutal film and it kept me on the edge of my seat for the whole two hours.

The Libertine - What Katie Did

Don't they have a back-up board you can ask that question on?

That shouldn't be funny

Jonny, do you know what rimming is?

Aye, whatever you say HTT

You're the kind of sad cunt I hate. You obviously are so passionate about your little online community that you can't bare to see scumbags like me here. You SAD FUCK. It's a FORUM! If that's how you feel then why are you still here? As you say, it's just a forum.

And got banned for nothing, apart from reacting to provocation. tbh

I'm getting flashbacks of Amsterdam-Geordie on the old Toon-Chat. A bairn with an attitude problem.

Fucking hell man Thompers, get a life.

Ted Maul and Gejon get away with it though... What do I get away with like?

Have we became N-O's sub board?

LA Galaxy it is then.

We banned CrimsonFault for less tbh.

You think if you gave £150million to some Gypo's they'd bother to build a shopping mall? The last you'd see of 'em would be the dust kicked up by their caravans as they rode off into the sunset

The man with the best tan in Washy Went to a fancy dress as Gandhi once apparently. I wish I'd seen that. Stick him in a white robe and whack the round glasses on him man. The fucking spit. Fuck off That's genius.

The man with the best tan in Washy