Ted Maul

Fucking brilliant

I can't remember anything after midnight apart from being in a phone box with three other people and breaking up a fight between my lass and one of my mates ex's. I had the worst hangover ever this morning too. Thankfully, everyone is still talking to me so I don't think I did anything too out of line.

I'll go for Ariel Sharon since he still hasn't kicked the bucket.

"Steve Harmison doesn't even want to play, he's 29 he should be raring to go, but whats he doing, going back to watch Newcastle United, its stupid" Fuck off Boycott, just because Harmy has his priorities right

Makro, pretty much the same clientele though.

I got this thing called a 'Fart Trumpet'. It's basically a pink arse that makes a fart noise when you press a button. Fair enough you might think but I have a pathological hatred of these bastards as we sell them at work and they are the most fucking awkward things to stack in the world. It's just about the only thing that I still haven't taken out of it's box yet and I don't intend to for a very long time.

Completely undermines your argument tbh. What he said.

I'd have alot more respect for him if he gave the money he used for a private jet to fly his fucking precious hat over the Atlantic to a good cause rather than use it to pay an air fare. It's a hat you prick, a hat!

My mam likes Snow Patrol. Puff.

12:30PM-5:30PM - Work 6PM-Gawd knows when - Pub Gawd knows when-Bedtime - Stuffing my face full of party food in the house

10. The Libertines - What a Waster 9. Oasis - Acquiesce 8. Damien Rice - Amie 7. British Sea Power - Please Stand Up 6. Arcade Fire - Power Out 5. Sigur Ros - Vaka 4. Pink Floyd - Not Now John 3. The Cure - Close To Me 2. The Who - Baba O'Riley 1. Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart FACT!!!! Yes, I may be pished

Did you live in Narnia? EDIR: Soory to go of topic but how's stuff going with that slag you posted about? I see you haven't posted again so either our advice was useless or she's fucked off.

Were you always the hairy princess, Gemmill?

Oi! We've got a Music Zone now

Went to pick up one of my presents from Argos yesterday. A CD rack Cheers Mum!

Hom

If you think its rare then your need to go know the veil is meant to be over your mouth and nose, not your eyes. Go read the news. You'll also note that I started the thread saying "We already have enough nutters of our own without letting more in". Just dont start on the whole "why not mention British blah blah" shite. Why? because thats not what Im talking about! Of course there are other problems, plenty of them, but when you read story after story about how devistated peoples lives have become due to human rights bollocks and "do gooders". As for the veil, I dont think it should be illegal in public places. I dont really have a problem with it. Any places where security is an issue though (Airports, banks etc) and of course schools then yes they need their own policy. Oh, and BNP and UKIP are totally different, but thats another topic. UKIP are still a bunch of right-wing, xenophobic, sexist, middle-aged, middle-England tossers imo. I despise that party. There was a brilliant documentary about them here on TV ahead of the last European election. They travelled around with one UKIP candidate during his campaign. He was always ranting how terrible the EU is and how it drags the UK downhill. Then they visited a small factory. The candidate was raving about it being able to compete on the European market and how this is what British should be proud of and that the EU has never done anything for the UK. Until the owner of the factory got a chance to speak and said. "Err sorry Mr. Candidate, but we actually couldn't survive without getting subsidised via the EU regional fund." The reaction of the candidate was very pythonesque. It wasn't Robert Kilroy-Silk by any chance was it? I saw that programme if so. He came across as an ill-informed buffoon.

No. Are you a right-wing bigot? Anyway, I already stated that I do think it is a problem, I just don't like the way the media pick up stories and go hysterical about it. We need inteeligent debate, fat chance of that in this country. Yes. The main thing that fucks me off is the whole 'Human rights' aspect. This twat who put on a veil and left the country was meant to be deported back to Somalia but since his personal safety was apparently at risk we let him stay in this country. After he's killed one person and ruined many other peoples lives he decides he's better off in Somalia, the country we couldn't send him back to because of his human rights, so he fucks off.

Renton, you're not an immigrant by any chance are you?

Last night I was debating setting one up on here but I came to the conclusion that we don't have enough posters to be able to do it properly.

Addressing this issue would be a major vote winner yet none of the main parties seem to want to do anything about it. Labour have already proved to us they're incapable of stopping things like this, the Tories care more about going green and hugging hoodies and the Lib Dems wouldn't do anything that could infringe on peoples 'human rights'.

I have to admit this is a thoroughly rare case of the Germans getting it right. Hell, when I visited my company's office in Offenbach the other week they were busy testing out their third coffee machine in as many weeks to see which one was best. Proper café-style bean-cruncher and all. Mine's a gnarly little Bosch number. Dude! Way! Bodacious!

I have to admit this is a thoroughly rare case of the Germans getting it right. Hell, when I visited my company's office in Offenbach the other week they were busy testing out their third coffee machine in as many weeks to see which one was best. Proper café-style bean-cruncher and all. Mine's a gnarly little Bosch number. Dude!

I hate Coffee snobs. You're all tits

Prefered Has A Good Home. TV On The Radio - Return To Cookie Mountain That's one of his earlier EPs, aye? I'm just listening to him on the recommendation of a lad from Uni but I like what i'm hearing so far so i'll have a look for that.