Ted Maul

I'd hangfire until MattM4 gets in. He'll knock you up a master piece.

Up and doon like he's bobbing for apples. Like a Keeley blowjob tbh.

"Daan't touch what you carnt affwod!"

He's blatantly put out this feeble praise in an attempt to angle a move back here when his contract is up Sorry Laurent, but the fact that you have been passed from pillar to post since you left here shows that you are shit, unlucky. I agree but what's that got to do with me confessing my love for you?

Aye, I don't think he and Oliver are best of mates yet after the barrage of 2 ratings he got.

Don't you mean shaking like a shitting dog?

u r mint lol

Yeh good point. I know the Office was written by both of them, but I wonder how much Merchant actually put in to it. Barely gets any credit for the best program of all time. () Plus, the Oggmonster is a fucking class character! I'm really glad he won the Comedy award ahead of Gervais for his character in Extras. Him and Barry are fucking hilarious together

I used to love Gervais but now he's getting right on my tits. He's starting to get so far up his own arse it's unbelievable. What makes it even worse is that Merchant seems more genuinely funny than Gervais does and I wouldn't be suprised if he wrote some of Gervais' material.

I'd keep him but only because Roeder seems content on not signing anyone ever again.

Save yourself a few quid. Just buy a Bill Hicks DVD and have a night in.

So are the N-O lot staying over here? I'll admit after the initial shock and the banning of Thompers it's quite nice to have some new blood around the place. Plus it would be fucking priceless if HTTs constant tinkering with his 'community' meant he lost half his posters :lol:

The only player I seem to have seen outside a football stadium is Julio pissing Arca I saw him last summer in the River Bar in Fatfield. Well, I say saw but the weedy git actually jumped the que at the bar and my cries of protest were drowned out by all his hangers on going "Hoooooolio, will ya buy 'iz a drink?". I saw him again only a few weeks ago when he dashed into Makro at about five minutes before closing wanting a refund on something he'd bought. He left his big, black BMW 4x4 sitting right outside the doors with it's hazards on and kept sending his lass (Who looks about 14, by the way) to check it hadn't been twocked.

Is there anyway you can stop the texts and calls?

Signed up, now what the fuck's the craic?

In Washington?

*insert obligatory gay joke here*

DRAGO!!!!!!!!

Sorry to hear that Whereabouts is the cancer? Breast cancer

The Saddam Trampoline http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1_nX3cRwQw NSFW or fragile minds

Just had wor lass on the phone, sobbing her heart out because her Auntie's just found out she's got Cancer

Legend

I'd laugh but that's what I did the first time I had to fill up my car Totally forgot what side the fuel cap was on.

Freddy's finally ran out of cash.

If you don't like it........... I think it's a good board, there's some really excellent posters on here I've not seen on N/O, there are however some ridiculous condescending twats who truely believe they are superior to everybody else, when half of them wouldn't know their Bob Dylan's from their Kevin Dillon's. The different spelling of their names a dead give away for starters.