Ted Maul

'Gemmill hung like an Indian bloke says Girlfriend'

Pud enters and suddenly this thread has legs again The second idea sounds great and could get you the freedom of the board if you pull it off. You and SMO could always take Wacky along with you and say you're colleting for the vertically challenged.

Concurred. String him along for a bit first.

I would like.... I would but I wouldn't be paying for the pleasure! To be fair to the lad she does look like she swallows and wouldnt fight back if you poked her in the ring. The chebs divn't look too bad either. Oh fucking have a word with yourselves!

I would like.... I would but I wouldn't be paying for the pleasure! To be fair to the lad she does look like she swallows and wouldnt fight back if you poked her in the ring. The chebs divn't look too bad either.

SMO's missus as Alf Garnett tbh. That reminds me... http://www.rathergood.com/alf/

I would like....

I'd be happy to but I currently lack Bluetooth

To be fair if both Jimbo and Pud were on the balcony I think I know who'd be the person knocking one out.

She read Fish's theory on suicide and was so enraged she killed her sister.

Shinton would be rolling in his grave.

Do you always make the boys work for a cock shot? More than J69 makes his mam work for one

Surely we can't just launch into a cock shot either? We've got to make him work for it!

I'd forgotten how much of a twat you can be. Thanks for the reminder. Well i havent been here much recently cos the craic has been shit but im all ready for this thread. The anticipation of this non event has already made my day So what are we going to do this time guys! Pretend to be police officers? Chase him into blockbusters? Take a picture of him on our phone when he isnt looking? I cant wait!!! Pin him down and get Pud to fart in his face then run off high-fiving and giggling like school girls.

Read my mind.

I say Smooth gets his phone out, sends him another picture of his cock and see if we get the same photo of that flat titted lass back.

Fuck me

Depending on what the majority think it'll be either.... a ) Aye, sounds good. Everyone get a photo of them with the obligitory bottle of alcohol on a certain date wishing a Merry Xmas to Toontastic b ) Piss off Shinton, what a sad idea. I hate you.

Creshdon Crayfield - Paper Cups

Are you mullered again?

H&M for me

Only if there was no one to do it for me.

The Never Ending Story From the title I thought it was going to be about Brock's minge conquests so I was a little let down.

Me and wor lass had a lazy night in watching Take That, who I thought were very good and then the cricket. Brock's night out makes mine look even more completely fucking mudane than it already was. You sure know how to party, Kraut shagger.