Ted Maul

Final Fantasy - He Poos Clouds

21 at the moment. Loads I recognise but I can't put my finger on.

A low must've been getting grounded after your parents got the phone bill. Hour long calls to Germany every night can't be that cheap.

Lock and load, Wacky.

"*Stereotypical Geordie accent* After 'the lads' not so disgraceful defeat at Chelsea, things are looking up. Next up for 'the lads' is the visit of Watford. Get you ticket to see 'the lads' now by calling the box office or going on to www.nufc.co.uk....." Fucking appaling

With the kids singing. Are the possibly the most unnerving and irritating adverts ever made? I bet some twat in advertising thinks he's a genius for coming up with those bastard things.

Arcade Fire - Intervention A song of their forthcoming album, Neon Bible. Great tune.

Only poofs like Cricket. The in thing now is Boules.

A few weeks ago they published a story about how MySpace was to blame for some daft student drinking himself to death. It would've been funny if it wasn't so un-fucking-believable.

Lager (Carling or Fosters) until I start to get sick of the taste then I hit the Cider (Sirrus or Magners) and then go back to the lager.

What's the difference between the Ipswich Ripper and Mr. Kipling? Mr. Kipling put 6 tarts in a box.

I hope so. I'll be straight down there with a petrol bomb if true. He probably still lives with his Mother man. J69 does. I'm not suprised. I don't think there's a house big enough for his ego AND his arcade console.

Are you 18 yet or are we going to have to dash your hopes again like we did last time when you came on asking for clubs that served 16 year olds?

I hope so. I'll be straight down there with a petrol bomb if true.

hanging round girls changing rooms tbh Got pulled over on a motorway (I wasn't driving), copper wanted to check the boot, so we all said "trust us, you don't want to open the trunk." The tit did and was greeted by the odour of 5 bags of sweaty hockey kit. I bet he was gutted

Klaxons - Xan Valleys EP

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/6168697.stm

Bloc Party - A Weekend in the City I know i've been naughty and downloaded it *slaps wrist* but I couldn't wait until February. First impressions are very, very good. I'll give it a few more listens before I compare it against Silent Alarm.

Tarintino had pretty much fuck all to do with Hostel as he did with Hero, the other film he 'presented'. Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill Vol. 1 are three of my favourite films of all time. Kill Bill Vol. 2 is okay but nothing special and Jackie Brown just leaves me cold.

Fuck me. For once I actually agree with J69

Fuck off

Albums or song wise? Albums - Takk..., ( ) or Agaetis Byrjun Songs - Von, Hoppipola, Saeglopur, Milano and anything off Agaetis Byrjun

Hot Chip and Sigur Ros

You're being taken for a complete and utter mug, mate. I do feel for you because you like her and you think there may be a chance but you've got to tell her where to go. Believe me, if you don't do something about it now you'll regret it. I've been there, done that and it can only end with you feeling like a complete arse and wishing it hadn't happened. I don't want to burst your bubble but there is no chance of you's two getting together and being happy - Zilch. She's played you and her boyfriend for so fucking long that if by any chance you did get with her she'd do the same to you. The lass has obviously got serious issues that need to be delt with if she can do what she's doing to you and her lad, two people who she apparently loves. Please mate, do yourself a massive favour and tell her to fuck off once and for all. I've been in a very similar situation to you once or twice myself and it always ends in tears. Sure, it'll hurt for the first week or two when she's texting you night and day saying she loves you but you need to give her the cold shoulder. You'll meet someone ten times better and the feeling that you'll get when you go out and see her playing her boyfriend and another poor sod off against each other like she was doing to you will be fantastic. And if you still can't do that give her number to Smooth and he can send a cock shot. That's sure to scare the shit out of her.