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I think I read one as a kid, can't say I didn't not enjoy it enough to finish it, but I certainly wasn't moved enough to buy another. Can't even really remember what happened, it was pretty wierd stuff though.

The standees must the people that subtly smell of poo when you're stood near them.

Roeder shuffle more like.

Sound familiar?

No surprise, this is the same brigade if I remember that disciplined it's firepersons for breaking up illegal bum fun in the bushes, on the grounds they had no business being there in the fire truck.

This is a great thread for a lunchtime.

I think depends on whether you're so fat your arse completely covers the seat, and leaning forward far enough to wipe could result in either you falling over, or the pan being disloged from its anchors.

For standing up freaks here, have you ever watched in horror as a poop laden sheet drifts past the bowl and onto the bathroom rug? And does the dropped toast rule hold?

Aye, because we had loads on quality defenders under Shepherd. I must have imagined Gillespie and Butt signing for us, too... And Duff

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, he will be shit.

I thought that was a promo for the X-Box...

Robert finally leaves by Laurent Picard, 30 November 2007 Laurent Robert has been released by employer Levante after a long dispute. The former Newcastle star and Portsmouth player joined the Spanish club last term and only appeared 13 times. The Frenchman was not part of his club’s plans this season and did not train with the squad and did not play competitive football with Levante. The midfielder was urged to find a new club but his high wage demands made his move impossible. The Reunion Island-born star trained with former club Montpellier and had a trial period with Marseille, but remained under contract until Thursday. Levante have announced on their official website that the player has been released and is allowed to join another club on a free transfer. Robert wanted to be paid all his wages before leaving, and it is believed the Frenchman has been offered half. His future certainly lies in Ligue 1 or Ligue 2. http://www.setantasports.com/en/Sport/News...britain-locale/ And an extract from a translated piece in L'Quipe, nicked from NUFCView

I find it funny that the foreigner is contributing to the economy but the home grown footballers are money grabbing barstards.

its sad that I still don't get it mind

I hate that 'settled' argument, have you ever heard of an illegal being told to piss off after a day in the country? By the time we've gone the through the proper channels and ensured his human rights are respected, of course he's already got a job, wife, kids and a career; or worse, already banged up for nicking credit cards or beating up old ladies.

Only someone with a colostomy bag can have a decent drink before the match and not have a piss for 90 mins. And halftime (when it used to be 3-45) is the perfect time for a pie when on the drink, it's not like it's a huge meal, even with lunch at home before hand. Bet you're a dozen pisses a night man when on the drink!! I've got a bladder the size of a grape, but come on, who can hold 3 pints for 90 mins?

Tell me you are not complaining about the capital I. Didn't even spot that

The spelling on these board titles is atrocious.

Only someone with a colostomy bag can have a decent drink before the match and not have a piss for 90 mins. And halftime (when it used to be 3-45) is the perfect time for a pie when on the drink, it's not like it's a huge meal, even with lunch at home before hand.

Move closer than Scotswood then. Have you got a room going like?

That should make for an interesting lesson! You should see some of the student teachers over here nowadays

It saddens me as to why we couldn't do this with the likes of Luque, clearly an unwanted player taking far too much wedge but inlikely ever to play. Contrast the likely response to Roeder asking Fat Fred for Luque to be binned, and the cooperation Sam would have got asking Mort for this?

How times they are a changing. A sleepy student and not one mention of coffee, red-bull or pro-plus. And I thought from all the meeja recently that fruit and veg were expensive now? Surely out of the price range of students anyway. I remember I went through a lean phase of banana sandwiches instead of KFC for lunch, but I was that lazy most bananas I ever bought went off before I could be arsed to eat them.