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fucking brilliant! last flaming hoop finally jumped through, got my P.Eng. designation. now to ask for a raise....

....the winter i lived in vermont a housemate of mine told me a variation of the one about the cop on LSD.... hippy gets pulled over in his VW bus, cop puts him in the back of the cruiser and searches the van, after some time the cop comes back to the car and presents the hippy with the question "what do we have here?" and produces a mason jar full of a clear liquid. the cop proceeds to spin the lid off the jar and takes a swig...a puzzled look comes across his face, and he takes another swig....still not sure what it is, but comes out with, just as i suspected......MOONSHINE!, I'm taking you in. hops in the cruiser and proceeds to drive to the police station, gets 15 min down the road and is trippin ballz so bad he hops out of the car which continues on at a low speed into a tree, this unlocks all the doors and the hippy gets out makes his way back to his van and he gets away. i knew then (obviously) the guy was full of shit, but he swore up and down that it really happened, friend of a friend bullshit....

i'm finding the deterioration of my body to be more of a 'getting older' shock than the age of my friends kids...my best mate back home has kids in high school now...... .

ya but was she a young mum herself? age is all in yer head catmag.

Read up on the show. Totally different legal system to ours he was arrested in the US and tried in the US.....

from the wiki page on John Delorean, it would suggest that entrapment isn't legal in america. Arrest and trialIn the summer of 1982, DeLorean received a phone call from James Hoffman, a former drug smuggler turned FBI informant. DeLorean met with Hoffman on July 11, 1982, to discuss an investment opportunity to help save his company. Over the course of the next three months, Hoffman slowly explained his intricate plan involving cocaine smugglers, a bank for laundering money, and the specifics of how much money DeLorean would be required to front to procure the deal. DeLorean went along with these discussions, planning to trade DMC stock for the seed money for any deal that would benefit the company, but leaving the drug-smuggler investors with stock in a company completely controlled by the British government. On October 19, before going to meet the investors to consummate the deal, DeLorean wrote a letter to his attorney and sealed it, with instructions to open it only if he did not return. The letter explained the situation he was in and his fear for his family's safety if he tried to back out of the deal. On October 19, 1982, DeLorean was charged with trafficking in cocaine by the U.S. government. DeLorean successfully defended himself with a procedural defense, despite video evidence of him referring to a suitcase full of cocaine as "good as gold" -- arguing that the FBI had enticed a convicted narcotics smuggler to get him to supply the money to buy the cocaine. His attorney stated in Time (March 19, 1984), "This [was] a fictitious crime. Without the government, there would be no crime." The DeLorean defense team did not call any witnesses. DeLorean was found not guilty because of entrapment on August 16, 1984.[14]

is it?

king of new york.....christopher walkin at his best IMO

oops didn't see your topic.

It annoys you? Why is that? Wasn't Israel artificially created? Are you suggesting the Palestinians should be marched off the land and into neighbouring countries? How many states does Israel want? (I know there is only one. The Palestinians are asking for one of their own so they can run their own affairs..) It's of no interest to Palestinians how people are treated in Israel and has no bearing on the need for a Palestinian state. It isn't a religios issue I agree cause many Jews and other religions live in Palestine and many Muslims live AND VOTE in Israel. Isn't it time to give Palestine a state with equal legality and parity in the eyes of the UN? What's the holdup? +1

????????.....really? what about not mowing someone else lawn? pretty sure thats a beating offence where i'm from.

pretty cool idea.....

was it a flounce or did he just stop posting?

did CT leave? i thought he'd been a bit quiet

how could it have been suicide? of all the ways to off yourself death by badger wouldn't be at the top of any list, would it?

....wasn't trying to be insensitve. if he had owed me 50 bucks i'd have let it go...

not to be alarmist but, have you had a scan on your head yet craig? my uncle got clocked with a 2x4 over the head, he runs a dial a bottle/cigs/whatever service and was delivering a case of beer when he was knocked out, cowards just waited for him to show up and smashed him on the back of the head. he was lucky he didn't get killed, anyway when they scanned his head they found his brain was bleeding, apparently he'd had a weak spot in his brain and when he got hit it started it bleeding. again not trying to be alarmist but if they haven't checked you out with a CT scan maybe they should. hope you and your missus feel better soon.

happy birthday mate!

wow, to bad the resolution wasn't better. would have liked to see what was supporting the front edge, if anything. looked to be clear span with cantilevered support, but again hard to tell with that resolution. some one is gonna have some 'splainin to do.

Indeed tech was as shit as everyone assumes, if you need to learn its not the place for you, thankfully none of us needed to be taught our subjects tbh so out of the group who went we have two lawyers, two programmers, and an accountant who works for coke. Not bad Cant all be high flyers like you fishy addictions are a terrible thing, maybe you should have an intervention for your accountant friend

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules? How do i upload a screenshot? tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public. And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation. I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course. My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that. I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome. You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"." that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal? I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe. Sad Cunt. Arnt you in your 50's or 60's? What an unpleasant fucker. ......not very team positive of you CT

What? You jealous Kevin? How much is McDonalds paying you? £500 a week is shite for me at the moment fella. New business wages really. Im not posting a bank statement on here you mug. Deano's having a melt down Finally realised you're an absolute fucking mug and everything you've ever aspired to in life has been a crock of shit? You are an absolute tool arent you kevin? What have you amounted to eh? Food technician? Well, Deano, when i grow up i hope to start up a gardening business... Your right kevin...i really wish i was a food technician with 5 gold stars. Having your own business is well beyond your mental capacity like. Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening". you should really pay someone to do your website, yours is shit.

played in an 11 a side tourney on the weekend (made it to the final and lost to the host team), they had a cool event on the saturday night after the games were done for the day, it was a bare-foot penalty shoot-out. every one buys in to take a shot ($2), you score you go to the next round, winner takes all (10% to the goalie), if on the last round the keeper saves both players shoot again, if the goalie saves both again he takes all the moolah! anyone ever participated in such a thing? i guess i should have given results of the shoot-out, goalie won about $100, were about 40 participants and some of them who missed first bought back in at $5/head...i made it to the third round.