Tom

I’ll take a strange/poor performance & a 2-0 victory till then end of the competition thanks

How can they have a draw before a game?

“you’ve got to wonder if that is premature ejaculation, across europe interpretations may differ…either way you were awful tonight pet”

ITV sound gutted

lol

Live Laugh Love Get Injured

People like Joey Barton go straight after female pundits but I can’t understand a word this bloke is saying.

Aye sorry lads

Aye I think that’s the game there was an organised walkout that Steve Wraith’s lot knacked by changing the time It was hilarious, he went absolutely mental & the fixture was so inconsequential

Imagine a mackem pronouncing “Julius Caesar”

If we can get a winger with two legs as a replacement call it good business.

0-0 bore draw Isak with a brace

Class I’d certainly not have to worry about headstock breaks! The LP is holding up fine & somehow plays better mind but aye….it weighs about 8kg (heavy for a LP!)

These things look excellent! 2kg though…that’s light. Im sure I’d get used to it mind.

Who could we possibly send to Bayern Munich? ”yeh Mätt Reichhie, he’s class…£50m off?”

Hang this in the louvre

I’m surprised he still leaves the house/witness protection

I think deep down Pep knew Arteta is a bitch though

Spurs are one of the many clubs £1bn in debt who can seemingly spent freely in the name of solvency & “fair play” . The whole thing is starting to feel like a con. We might be better off throwing some money at some evil lawyers & challenging legal side of FFP. It’s a fucking joke.

He’ll fit right in then

oil club, finished

Given how absolutely ridiculous the rules are I’d like to see us challenge them in court.

theya not classy marra, weh ahh!

Sancho back to Dortmund.