Tom

I’m totally numb to this on an emotional level, I’m not sure if that’s the worst bit.

The gloves are off

Singular “Career”

They’re class in bars tbh. A good few pubs in Leeds have them iirc (I was referring to the Space Invaders table but yes this is also applicable to dogs)

I don’t understand how that’s not a free kick. What’s the point in VAR if he can get away with that?

I’m tempted for Assasins Creed Oddessy. It’s been out long enough for them to fix the bugs.

According to Bruce we’ve got to turn up and pass the ball. He gets paid like £50,000 a week.

He was definitely ahead of his time. Pulled a gun on John Lennon seven years before Mark Chapman.

Oooooo football exciting

I can’t believe the Donald would do such a thing.

What did the EU do to him? 😲

I have never met a person in my entire life that makes their living fishing.

Maybe we’re gonna speed up our counter attacks?

Thesaurus Coke Party

Reminds me of going on a night out when I was 17. All the lads were out and we were on our way up to the gate and I went arse over tit on some ice & proper slammed off the floor face first. Because it was the early 2000s and I was a kid I had a pocket full of change, so when I hit the deck it scattered for a fucking mile. I was skint enough to have to pick it up. Punchline is my jeans had separated at the seams....so I had to go home. The first thing I heard after the coins had scattered was... ”hya is that yer new break dance like!?”

Shearer every time for me. He showed his ability as an all rounder footballer with his ability to adapt. Contrast that to the many seasons of shite Rooney offered from midfield playing 30 yard passes over the top but offering little function. Rooney was a great talent although I feel Ferguson let him down in the end & Rooney let himself down. He had the best facilities science could offer but still looked like a lad playing Sunday physically

Why shouldn’t they work more than 48 hrs week are they lazy, am sick of this country and it’s lazy people, I’d be better off on benefits 😡😡😡 *starts fiat 500*

A Boca Juniors player just stamped on a Santos’ players belly, clear as day from every angle & ran over to the ref making the VAR symbol when he blew up. Good luck with that - RED CARD

“You....there, yes you with the cone shaped head”

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