Tom

Yeh they’re definitely from the same factories like. They’ve even started doing it with guitars.

I’m not even sure really. I’ve never really been in that situation. Paid £3 for some veggie crisps at M&S in Oxford station but that’s about my level of adventure. From the first bite to the last I was longing for the din & gloom of the coal mine.

I think the initial consolation was the sheer lack of taste & the pointlessness of the car. Most people would barely get the clutch up before they landed in a hedge. A minging car with a Tesco bag full of crisps or some shite on the passenger seat.

Without getting all “Give nurses footballers wages” it is scandalous sometimes when you see relatively poor footballers with money to absolutely piss away. It just pulls you further away from the game I once seen Craig Gardener going into the Tesco at Durham North Road, he’d basically ditched his car in the middle of the road - where he shouldn’t have his car anyway. It was a slime green Lamborghini. “Success”

I suppose the idea of a snide is that it probably lacks in quality but maintains the design. The design is absolutely wank. I wouldn’t pay £10.

I’d be amazed if there’s any deviation in quality between the snide ones and the “proper” ones tbh

“A new look” Amazing marketing, I imagine they deleted the draft. ”this puma template kit...magpies? Stotties, who cares?”

The friendship trophy rolls on.

He’s got a point. Edit : Do clocks have points?

Fish is cancelled.

Tag Heuer twitter I must admit the one aspect of the take over collapse I have enjoyed is watching Wraith’s skin crawling cash in collapse with it. A YouTube broadcast every week with the “lads” pretending that they have a clue. I deleted my twitter for a while, can’t be arsed with it right now. Might rebrand as a cricket account.

I’m going to work to maintain an attitude of simply not giving a shit tbh. Ive got no motivation to go to games but I really ought to be paying Newcastle United less attention. The club really aren’t worth getting upset about and there are plenty of other things in life that actually reward you with enjoyment.

I know lads who’ll listen to it even though they’re fully aware that the presenters game is to create a controversy and get people phoning in. (£)

That first goal was disgusting. I would have stamped on his calf out of spite.

Vibes of the largest cantilever roof in Europe.

Hell of a victory

I watched till lunch and then missed a Root,Stokes wickets as I was mowing the lawn. Its been mint though.

Woakes at 7

Just look at Bill Gates. He cooked up Covid-19 in a lab in Wuhan.

Aye, you never know mind but we’ll need openers to keep there heads and not fuck up

And in fairness that didn’t work out very well Had a quick trawl on RTG to stalk @The Fish and one lad was saying “well at least we’ll be rich”. Yes, about that missing £20m in the accounts...

They’ve only got about 4 players

Yeh, it’s quite obvious who’s going to take the brunt of the Covid fallout. I wonder how popular Mr Sunak will be then...

Every match, outside of the ground a group of people collect donations, cash & material, for the largest foodbank in the UK. If dodgy foreign investment was to alleviate some of the issues effecting people I don’t think I would be too arsed. Its easy for liberal journalists to talk shite when they know fuck all about the region but we really needed that investment & job creation.