Tom

GOALMAGEDDON

Hahaha well 1-4 atm

They should just let us yo-yo whatever happens. “An exceptional season from Newcastle United who punched above their weight to finish 10th, their fans can look forward to championship football next year”

Goalfest 2020 here

What a quality start

I once had a few spliffs and a couple of beers and played rounders at a house party. Nearly broke my ankle twice before giving up. Wet grass.

This play 6 games a week or something. I think I’d top myself if I had to watch Steve Bruce’s NUFC 6 times a week

Is anyone actually bothered? If we’re lucky we’ll stay up. Maybe we’ll get a draw against one of the protected clubs. Hooray. Its not worth investing time in.

I hope it gets taken to court tbh.

and just like that any lingering interest I had is gone. I hope the top 6 have fun in their league xoxo

Archer walking to the nets always makes me laugh for whatever reason.

Yep, this is going to be glorious.

I despair

We’re gonna invite Fish out for a meal to make him an admin.

I’ve come off twitter for a bit. The combo of labour supporters acting like fannies over everything and the takeover was making it unbearable. At the end of the day a “centrist policy”* that puts food on the table is better than a fantasy from the opposition bench. *Starmer isn’t a centrist but they tend to regurgitate things they hear regardless of any factual evidence

If you’re wondering how the Corbyn withdrawal symptoms are going for the Wolfie wing of the Labour Party they’re currently comparing pictures of Starmer & Corbyn posing with students. Golly gosh, Starmer’s crowd seems really small & for some reason they’re all exactly 2 metres away from each other I guess they can see through the Blairite scum...

Stop making friends with other fans Fish. You’re not on ready to go now.

Del Boy impressions with your Corgi registered friends

Apparently classes of under 15 students didn’t have to submit to downgrading. More politics for the rich by the rich.

I have pretty much avoided all the Vai/Townsend stuff to date. I was expecting an absolute face melting solo from Vai there. Instead of 5 seconds of squiggle before the chorus again. Vai actually looking quite dapper despite his dreadlocks and Star Trek uniform

Realistically that’s what it is, free advertising. However, if a man with very few assets & cash of £500 at the end of a financial year wants to buy the mackems I’ll drive him there myself. If he has a good wash before getting in my car.

He’s spending a lot on the van you’ve got to go into the back of to get it.

Nope. It’s an amount of money I can’t begin to comprehend in that sense. If someone says “you’ll be paying that off till your 65 but you might want to release equity at some stage” I can begin to understand it. But getting that a week for nothing is absolutely mental.

He probably doesn’t know they exist sadly.