Tom

Imagine this is how you spend your time

Ollie Robinson brought in for Stokes

Howay then Rishi, crack on “hero”.

THE GREATEST EVER PROMOTED SIDE till they needed another for hype this season have been knocked out of the waffa cup. A truly dark day at.....wherever BT broadcast from.

I mean most adults vs Pence would be brutal. He’s a fucking lunatic.

They’re probably disappointed as they’ve got to put their trousers back on and wait for next time.

There can’t be many things more tedious yet simultaneously enraging as listening to BT commentators gush over a team they like. I’ve just got these visions of loading a rifle and walking behind the commentary gantry. ”Robbie mate....”

No that’s spot on Just in case you couldn’t find a link or owt.

Stick it into mine https://newcastlewestend.enthuse.com/pf/toonlowdown

Lads walking up to the match in ASHLEY 9 shirts

“LEGAL NOTE: In the event that this project runs into difficulties during the research and development stage, funds will be donated to a local project providing hot meals and activities to children from vulnerable families during the Summer Holidays in Essex” :)

They look decent. Must sound good with other pedals going into it

Fucking hell, the second hand market is tragic at the moment. Lots of bargains to be had at the expense of musicians suffering the Covid effect. The rest is utter lunatics sticking RARE in front of any old shite and hiking the price up. “90s modelling amp, RARE!” £1000 There’s a reason it’s rare mate. It’s absolutely shite.

Gnome Gnome Gnome Gnome Gnome Gnome Gnome(C) Gnome Grome Gnome* Gnome *false Gnome

It’s the one thing they didn’t want to happen

Woooo! I can’t wait till we’ve rolled the windows down on THE ECONOMY and STOPPED FOR A PISS

I’m just looking forward to levelling up tbh! Wonder if the car will go quicker

He’s been hanging around the ports, going about in boats filming them haha

Scudamore is making him look a right prick. Grab that cash with both hands. It’s plastic nowadays the bloodstains wash right off.

It’s generally “Three-O Walcott” levels of journalism there.

If they don’t make him hold that shite purple kit with PURPLE HAZE or something as the headline...well I won’t care but that’s what they should do. I can’t get excited about a Burnley cast off, even in the context of Ashley’s NUFC.

Tyson Fury has got his dad on Instagram and it’s funny

What a pile of absolute shite

“So Prince Salman, you’re telling us the bairn got hold of the credit card & tried to buy Newcastle United herself?”