Tom

He’s a good song writer and a fantastic guitar player, it’s just everything around him....who is that saxophone player? Where did he come from?

Currently binging on Dire Straits & I’m always took back by some of the production crimes of the 80s. Just sticking random back vocals in anywhere. “OOooOooo the subject of the song, baaAaaaAby” The two minute Pink Floyd style intro to “Money for nothing” for fucks sake

Sorry to hear that M.F. He must have nads of steel if he’s going without treatment.

I used to get the bus from Dublin to Wexford & whilst the buses had toilets on them but you weren’t actually allowed to use them. First time I made that mistake I was 18 and thought I was clever having a few jars before getting on the bus.

I’m not saying it was a perfect operation.

It’s probably cost him thousands to dress like that but it genuinely looks as if he has went to a charity shop where you pay £10 to fill a bag and fashioned an outfit randomly.

Well we’re take the dog, loads of cans and have a fire so we’ll be fine I imagine. Last time we went as a group we stayed in the grounds of Rydal Hall & it was spot on. I did end up needing a piss during the night and I was mortal, so couldn’t open the zip of the tent and had to piss in an empty pot noodle. That tent was borrowed too.

Yeh we were thinking of taking a tent too.

Off camping next week but still don’t know where. Looking at Galloway Dark sky park.

It’ll get better Renton & you’ll have the strength to see your family through. It may not seem it at the moment but as a fat capitalist pig once said “if you’re going through hell, keep going”

Listen they’re tired of poor kids being smarter than rich kids and getting into Oxford and stuff. Its massively humiliating for them.

Mad how the algorithm seemed to push up grades in Latin & Classics mind

ALLEGEDLY

It’s because he’s too short for a mugshot

I can believe Orange made an amp called a “Tremlord” it sounds like an insult. ”you’re playing too loud you fucking tremlord”

Yeh they basically let anyone buy an EFL club. *camera pans to wearside*

I sent this image to my sister once for a laugh, she doesn’t watch football. I said “what do you think this man does for a living?” Her answer “is he a professional paedophile?”

FRAUD

Fraudiola gonna Fraud

Aye it’s easy to get away with in a Man United shirt. He’s a fucking clown. We’ve also got about 5 decent centre backs. Is he calling in favours like he did at Sunderland?

I’m not sure if we have a snooker thread but Ronnie O’Sullivan looks like a Victorian dentist with those sideburns. ”Yes that one will have to come out, have some rum for the pain, pass me my ball peen hammer & chisel...”

Rafa has already managed Barcelona. The barcelona of the north

My gym opened on August 10th and it’s been a godsend

SoccersAIDS team more like mines a pint jordan