Tom

Forgot about this

Maybe Henry Mauriss has been appointed director of football

He’s an absolute bellend as well tbh 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Absolute fucking lunatics tbh

“⚡️ GOOGLE MAPS OPENED ACCESS TO RUSSIA'S MILITARY AND STRATEGIC FACILITIES. Now everyone can see a variety of Russian launchers, intercontinental ballistic missile mines, command posts and secret landfills with a resolution of about 0.5 meters per pixel”

Aye but just for scran

Steve Bruce, who almost certainly eats grab bag sized walkers crisps on the toilet, sees his West Brom side 2-0 & down to 10 men after 20 minutes at Forest. clown

I think they played a Blaydon Races & a few others too. Probably because we took the season seriously & respected our opposition. That said I forgot the home fixture was on and was dragged out of bed from a hangover dream to rapidly get the train and make it on time. Steven Taylor scored iirc I

Oh I don’t think that’ll be too long I just need to raid the harder monasteries so I’ll need a few level ups first. I’ll get on the mysteries for an hour or two tonight. Just back from decorating my sisters new flat so I owe myself a couple of hours fun - or laborious grinding out of levels.

I’ve only really done the level 20 spots & I’m about ready for the level 55 spot, however I’ve just realised you get skills points for the “mysteries” which I’d been ignoring instead for raiding. So I should level up pretty rapidly when I start tackling them.

This is fucking excellent, especially for a club desperate to be liked. It’s what they want more than anything, possibly owing to us being so popular in the 90s. Pretty much nobody likes Sunderland, it’s a shithole. If people go for an away day at Sunderland they get the metro from Newcastle and spend their nights out in Newcastle. They are the most arrogant, deluded fanbase in the country, they’d get absolutely rinsed week in week out in the championship & yet somehow think they have a divine right to be in the premier league. HMS Piss the league sails again btw with a 0-0 draw at Plymouth. (A team who actually did love NUFC if you remember)

MERGED

Fucking hell 😮

Who actually cares what the mackems think? They’re permanent losers.

Fucking hell

#mackemlogic

I mean there is a difference tbh but i don’t want to be accused of being sportswashed

I think I’ve got a while to go story wise, currently raiding monasteries & braying blokes with midlands car boot sale accents. I went for bloke Eivor, I don’t think it makes any odds like. Whereas in Assassins Creed Syndicate you used both lass & bloke and they had different skills. Im personally looking forward to getting to Northumbria

Kickabouts generally involve having friends.