Kid Dynamite

https://x.com/LMAsaysno/status/1711486935233855966?s=20 What a grifter

How far up your face/forehead do you stop scrubbing?

Watched MOTD2 this morning. Bruno's first yellow was never a booking. Would have been a tragedy if he had been sent off

They've got a cracking midfield now with Bowen and Paqueta to add to JWP and Alvarez. Shame they've still got Antonio plodding around up front for them

Rays had a shocker for Arsenal today. Fuck knows how he's starting ahead of Ramsdale. And Kovacic staying on the field made the Bruno decision look tame in comparison

I think Man Utd have shown that easier said than done. I still think he's better than most keepers in the league

£110mil on JWP, Alvarez and Kudus helped tbf

We were poor first half. They started better, Bruno should have got a second yellow, and then they parked the bus after scoring.

If Isak had made that 3-1 it was game over. I'd have taken a draw at half time though. 2 weeks off now and Gordon, Wilson, Botman and Joelinton should all be back after the break

Isak could have put it to bed there!

If Isak is going to hug the left wing we may as well play him there

Probably more a comedown from the biggest atmosphere most of them have ever played in

This is going to be another Brighton game isn't it

Behave man. Single handedly won us a point in Milan. He had to make a choice to come or stay because Lascelles was chasing shadows

We look totally off the pace here.

Lascelles all over the shop there

Wilson back on the bench, Anderson replacing Gordon on the left. Shame Gordon is suspended because he would have tormented Zouma at RB

I can't even begin to imagine the shit show that is going to happen in the fan base when another 13k season tickets go on sale.

Good. Keeps baldy in a job for us to play them

4 days is a long time in Sunderland. They would have beaten PSG on Tuesday apparently

My takeaway was how normal our players are though. That interview would never have happened with Chelsea, Arsenal, Man Utd players. You wouldn't see Sterling or Kane doing TikTok dances for a laugh. Whilst fans and managers of other clubs are full of fume against us, I think most pundits and journos think we are class

No Pope or Longstaff in the England squad. Ramsdale (who's benn dropped), Pickford, Phillips, Maguire, Henderson and Gallagher all in. Southgate has lost the fucking plot

That CBS interview is class. Shame we were lumbered with Rio as the UK presenter