Kid Dynamite

So who are they blaming? The fat man and anal? Just the general media I should think, they all seem keen to have a pop. Nufc.com think its more a dig at someone specific. Can only think FS or BS

Whats a Hive Five?

One of my mates side swiped 3 parked cars. The instructor obviously didnt feel the need to apply the brakes after the first one and then had the cheek to try and charge him for the repairs! Occupational Hazard methinks!

There was a decent one out about 3 weeks ago. Nowt flash the film like

Given that we could quite conceivably come away with nothing in our next 3 fixtures things could start to look pretty bad in 3 weeks.

Can we just clarify? Youre going to sit in the cafe all weekend, not to give him a good hiding for having a go at your missus, but to 'See if this arsehole has got the balls to say owt to me'. So if he is there youre just going to sit and stare at him in a scary way?

I hope they dont think all newcastle fans are like stevie!

Do you not work in A&E any more btw? Don't know how you can do it in all honesty. That's what happens when you leave school with no qualifications, take notice any kids reading. No, im back at uni doing a postgrad degree. That means its my 2nd Degree Stevie

Mackems fo ye In Darlington?

Yeah shes fit innit!

Was still itching to join Chelsea and only the hugest of fuck off pay deals stopped him from going, which is why I laugh at the Liverpool fans who call him loyal. TBF Hes not short of money. I think it was the champions league medal that made him stay more than the money

She would definately get it for the filth factor alone. Bit too ginger freckly for my liking though

Best Boots Ever!!! Nothing exudes skill, ability and class like a plain black football boot

We used to get spastics coming into A&E every saturday night 'Ah divvent kna whats wrang wiv us lyke, ah just feel weearrd!' What you had to drink? 'Nowt, Ah had 9 cowies though!'

You get to see the main birds pubes which should keep you happy I enjoyed it, If you can get past Paul Walker being in Fast and the Furious

We as in NUFC or Southampton?

some may go for the fight How old are you stevie? After your revelations about your cowie munching days yesterday and now your apparent penchant for fighting mob handed I have a very strange image of you in my head

Theres something I love about Gerarrd like In my eyes he is definately the best player England has had for a lot of years. He can do it all, Shoot, tackle, pass, head. Hes a real leader too and hes proved time and time again he can grab a game by the scruff of the neck and score a winner out of nothing at the death. And on top of it all hes not out on the piss every night or wearing sarongs like some others I can think of

Our reserves live on LiverpoolTV right now for Setanta subscribers. KK in the crowd but the only players with any first team experience are Troisi and Edgar

Yeah I liked that, ten times better than that 'juno' shite they are are trying to peddle as 'the next little miss sunshine'

A black man as president would probably be only slightly more of an assasination target than Bush tbh

Took them to court and lost I think

I think its safe to say ive probably got the least drugs/alcohol in my blood than anyone on this board

Not really. Do you think the same people visit their granny and say 'Fuck off you daft cunt' ? Or if they are in a church for a christening? No, you curb your language when the occasion merits it, and talking to the ref should be one of those occasions. The argument, 'Im so used to swearing I cant stop' is ridiculous and a cop out for thick people with a small vocabulary. (not saying you are pud)

Just bought 4 tickets to see Def Leppard/Whitesnake at the Arena. Ticketmaster charged £5.70 per ticket service charge and another £2 per ticket for the privilige of printing my own ticket off. Thats an extra £30 in charges for things that dont actually cost them any money! Robbing Twats!