Kid Dynamite

I drove from Key West to Memphis stopping at most of the main cities on the way, Miami, Tampa, Atlanta etc. Its more fun driving when its dark and you can stop for food in the middle of nowhere. Its like something out of 'The Hitcher'

Hes lucky to be even in the squad on his form in the last 10 games

I thought hed flogged Smith and Barton!

No one else seen cloverfielfd then?

We also need to sell on all the shit though. Barton, Butt, Smith, Geremi, Viduka, Ameobi. I take money for Milner too, hes had a decent run of games now and he just doesnt look like he can cut it. So we need another RW or 2 to add to that list.

Carr is a perfectly adequate reserve RB if Beye ever gets injured.

Did anyone notice that we watered only our half of the pitch before the game and at half time. Obviously been ordered to play carpet football by KK. We started to in the 2nd half but int he 1st half the ball was hardly ever on the floor!

Also, once you find the best hiding place ever in the roof of that house, and all you need to do is sit it out, why the fuck would you leave?

The Giants captain lived in London til he was 7. . . . I think

Funny to see the whole pompey situation. City changed their mind now and Pompey havent got any money to make Defoes contract permanent

Owen needs to start shooting at goal if that spark is going to reignite!

He is also the one constant factor in the clubs best form in 50 years

Best part of the day for me was when a charver sat behind screamed 'Ref!!! You want shooting with a fucking shitty stick!!!'

Its interesting once you understand the rules. Kinda similar to Rugby League. . . . ish

Just got in, We were lucky to come away with anything at the end there. God knows how Owen got MOM when Cacapa and Taylor saved our bacon time and time again. I can count on 1 hand the amount of shots at goal we have had in the last 5 games! Not headers, but actual struck shots at goal. Smith and Owen both look scared to have a crack and instead lay it off where it inevitably gets lost and back up the other end again. Likewise, Duff and Zoggy. How many times do they have a chance to put a cross in but decide to turn in, and then back out again, at which point they have lost the ball! Given looks dodgier by the game, slow off his line, shit kicking. Taylor was our best player by a mile IMO. I was gobsmacked to get in the car after and turn on talksport only to hear the presenter asking NUFC fans to ring up and tell them what it was like to have sexy football back at St James!?!?!? Was I at a different fucking match!!!

Tom Brady is banging Gisele too

Patriots ftw!!! I lived in New England for a few months so I cant be slagged for glory supporting. Am I right in thinking if they win tonight they are the first team in NFL history to win every game of the season?

Isnt Hutton a RB? And isnt Beye one of the best performers at the club atm?

I think the top and bottom of it is KK tols him hes boss, he has final say in all team selections, team buys etc. etc. I think thats what hes implying with his whole 'we are both strong minded individuals' quote. I dont know what he expected like. 'Yes Alan, so im the manager, but if I do something you dont like just tell me and il roll over and let you do it your way instead!'

He was brought in to scout out young talent across Europe. We signed 2 such players last week. Their just upset it appears to be working already.

Looks liek Enrique will be unfit so id have charlie at LB, jimmy at RW and Duff at LW. Id also rather play Harper in CM than Barton

The Moorings pub in Pelton Fell. Food prices are pretty steep but they do the best hot beef sarnies in the world and me and my less make sure we try and go at least once a week. I dont know what it is about them but my mouth is watering just thinking about it!

If you are going to sit at a desk and plug it into a monitor it kind of defeats the puropse of being a laptop doesnt it?

His tail is between his legs at the minute. Give it 6 months and the nutcase in him will be back. You cant change people like him tbh