Kid Dynamite

Ive never been overly enamoured with these. Good party machines but id imagine the whole interactive thing would get a bit boring after a while on your own. In comparison, COD4 on the 360 still has me online every week since the day i bought it!

Probably got an SAS squadron backing him up. Im not sure I could cope with the blanket media coverage for the next 15 years if he caught a bullet out there!

5 players is a bit optimistic. Double it maybe and then worry about the subs bench later.

Surely she would still be your auntie. . . . just with a cock!

Totally underwhelmed. I cant remember the last time I was this depsondent at being a newcastle fan. Its actually feeling like a grind to go to the match this saturday!

Toilet wall humour tbh. Only not as funny Unless youre SO

Its Ledley King not Chris Eubank!

Got to be fake!

Juno was nowhere near as good as it could have been. And the paedo undertones and the 'happy ending' where she couldnt give her baby away quick enough made it a strange oscar choice.

Nice behaviour by the captain of spurs there. I can just imagine the 14 page uproar in the sun if the same had happened to us. I cant think of anything worse than spending the night in a club with ugly bints like Nikki and Charlie from Big Brother looking to shag anyone with a bit of money on the night I won the cup!

Given pulled off a pretty awesome save a few years back, against sunderland iirc

Depending on the your definition of wrong, either the day Bobby was sacked or the day Sam was hired. The time in between was slavagable with the right man.

Well played to them, but Keane crying on TV and Jenas wearing a scarf round his head to collect the trophy just made them look like homs. Id be chuffed to bits if we won it but id like to think I wouldnt act like we had just won the European Super Cup!

In Given Harper Taylor Beye Zoggy Milner Carroll Martins Out Enrique Cacapa Rozenhal Faye Butt Smith Emre Barton Geremi Owen Shola Viduka Its bad news when 70percent of your squad needs shifting! But Man City have showed it can work buying in bulk

I see Barton made his obligatory 60 yard pass straight into touch when the only player in front of him was stood 10 yards away.

So does Richard Forster at Blyth Spartans.

At least we got Faye back though eh! Hel sort out our defence! Hes more of a clogger than fucking Bramble! One good game doesnt make a good player.

Anyone who uses the term 'spacker' really fails to see the irony

He seems to forget Viera and the like put some pretty shocking tackles around themselves. It is a bad tackle but it looks like the ball has just been knocked away and a split second before it may have been where Taylors foot is. I bet no one feels worse than taylor, he doesnt make a habit of bad tackles and im sure the last thing he had on his mind was breaking the guys leg. The press are going to have a field day tomorrow. Not as bad as Ben Thatcher imo

Where the fuck is the ball? Taylor must be feeling like shit atm

Oh and while om on a roll, this country has gone to the dogs, but not because of immigrants. You only need to try to get past the group of 20 yobs hanging round any corner shop on a night or try and have a nice night out in town. Ive travelled all round the world and never have I seen people from the age of 16 upwards smashing glasses over peoples heads, stabbing them, taking drugs like they are going out of fashion, nutting people for looking at them the wrong way, hoying their ring up in the gutter by 10pm etc etc etc. Someone broke into my mates house last week and smashed his toilet to bits with a bat. No particular reason, just some braindead fuck with nothing better to do. Another mate of mine had his sunroof put through, again, no particular reason. Now im not suggesting that there arent cunts in every other country in the world, but we seem to do a good job of breeding them at the minute, to the point that some housing estates are no go areas. Again, all white folk. Im honestly embarrassed to be english sometimes.

I cant be arsed to read 7 pages of this but I see the Wacky and Stevie both belong to the 'Im not racist BUT. . . .' camp which we all know is code for 'Im racist' The world is a different place to 100 years ago, every modern country has a lot of immigrants settled in them now. For every lazy 'paki' I could find you a hundred thick, lazy, bigoted, drunken idiots who are ten times as much of a drain in this country. I dont know about anyone else, but the only times I get hassled, whether it be on the metro or down the Big Market its usually by a carbon copy of the same bloke. And hes always been white and english.

Got to be made up! According to the paper today hes been eating raw liver cos 'Its good for his blood' Thats genuine mental illness like, he needs proper help now.

Canny. As it seems assistants do the majority of the daily coaching duties these days we needed someone decent