Kid Dynamite

Wouldnt really class that as funny tbh

anything to add to that or were you just giving us more useless info about yourself? It was in response to the original post. The whole point of the thread? Keep trying though wacky. You can tell us about the time you went to Salou for a long weekend.

I've not seen it yet, but even before I do I have reservations about it's subtext. I wonder if any Americans looking at the film and comparing it with Godzilla remember that the atomic bomb and Hiroshima (which inspired Godzilla) was excessive retribution for the behaviour of Japan during WW2. Japan were the bad guys! Cloverfield is obviously a 50's red menace inspired post 9/11 sci-fi film, but does it make it plain that they brought it on themselves? From what I've heard of the limited scope (one man and his video camera) there is no context whatsoever for the attack. Godzilla had a history, in the past sacrifices were made to placate him, but Cloverfied (by all accounts) has nothing like that, it's just a foreign monster that Americans are completely ignorant of. It sounds to me like it's a condemnation of terrorist attacks without any attempt at understanding. A Hollywood endorsement of American foreign policy rather than a cautionary tale against rampant empire building? Excellent filmy post Nicos. Fucking hell Happy Face. Can you not just watch it and enjoy it as a film about a monster? If you think major film makers have anything in their head other than 'How can we make sure we sell more tickets for this than any other film' then youre mad.

Jaws 2 was on Tv last night funnily enough RIP

It all boils down to the fact hes spent £200million on our club and he wants some fun out of it. If there is one person who can sit wherever the fuck he likes, its Ashley tbh You still get spasticated journalists and TV Pundits claiming hes our chairman though

Exactly mate, hes probably the one fucking decent player we have at the club and people are slating him. Pick me a better CB aged 21 and under in the premiership? There isnt one. Nuff siad tbh

Taylor is my favourite player at the club. Not only is he our best defender, he never gives up, he has more heart and bottle than most of our 'seasoned pros' ie Butt, Barton etc. He always says thanks to the fans no matter how shit we have played. Hes usually our unofficial captain, always having a bit banter with the ref. When we havr to put the ball out for a pretend injury he makes sure it goes into their corner for a throw in rather than back to the keeper. And also, hes a fuckin bairn still!!! Hes what, 21,22? I dont know what people want from the poor lad? Rio, Terry, Woodgate, none of them were any better than Taylor at his age. Get off his back. I bet if you watched Micah Richards every home game hed make just as many cock ups.

The decision to play Carr ahead of Enrique was ridiculous. He must be the laziest bastard on earth in training cos from what ive seen of him hes the best LB at the club by a mile!

Ive got to say I was disappointed in KK when he waited until 3-1 before he brought someone on. And as much as Viduka is fat and lazy, he can also score goals which is something Smith hasnt done for nearly 2 years now

Who? Derby are a given. Sunderland have only dropped 5 points in their last 7 home games. Fulham did what we couldnt at Villa. Wigan already showed us up on Boxing Day. On current form we are the 2nd worst team in the league and I cant see an end to it. Where are our nect points coming from?

We really need to be aiming for 17th place this season. If we go down Allardyce will be ranked alongside Hitler on Tyneside. Hes fucked this club up from top to bottom in less than 6 months. We made 2 journeymen strikers in Harewood and Carew look world class. Theres a reason they keep getting sold you know! The only 4 i wouldnt sell out of that team are Beye, Taylor, Given and maybe Milner.

The laws of the game werent changed on over 70 years or something similar. In the last 20 odd years though weve had hundreds of changes!

Surely someone must be daft enough to buy Geremi now?

I made the mistake once of taking one of the patients at work out for a few games of pool with his mam and dad to sports bar. As soon as we stepped in the place the DJ screamed over the mic 'What a bunch of fucking cunts we have in here today' , or something along those lines. I dont know who was more mortified, his mother or me!

Any news on these yet. Id be interested in any 80s Mediums you may have

But why wouldnt Henry give up champions league football with Eto, Ronaldinho, Messi in a nice warm clime, when he can come and live in Darras Hall and play with Stephen Carr and Nicky Butt every week?

We cant even name 5 decent subs at the minute so it wont be of any benefit to us.

I wonder who the other 2 were Cant be too fantastic if Wise puts them in the shade!

Thats twice now keith! stop it!

KK saying hel be off in the summer (in code of course)

Canny! What the fuck is up with that bird?

I think Cherry Knowle is on their somewhere. Spooky shit!

Does Keegan know Arsenal have sold Henry ?

3 days of training and Capello seems to have outlawed the long ball. Now if only KK could do the same!

Theyre all proper fans like Stevie though. The bloke in front of me went for his half time pint against Boro 34minutes into the game. What is the fucking point?