Kid Dynamite

Bit much to shell out £4k a season for the privilige like?

I dont really see how any of this beats being related to Captain Cook. Hes only one Consonant away from being Captain Hook tbh.

you asked dyer for an autograph

Runaway was ditched after the first 3 episodes because of poor ratings. Starts in the UK tonight on E4. Not sure whats happened as wikipedia has it down as only 8 of the 13 episodes being filmed before it was cancelled in the states.

Poor excuse on his behalf tbh. 30 years later hes got no one to blame but himself.

My nanna did her family tree and reckons we are related to Captain Cook

But Martins, Owen and Viduka are and with Carroll on the bench why do we need to be throwing silly wages at a striker none of the big clubs looked twice at.

Has anyone seen the SSN interview that is being run at the minute. He seems to have crossed the barrier now into full blown alcoholic. His speech pattern is fucked up. He sounds like hes had a stroke when he speaks. As much as i dont like the guy its a shame to see him in this state.

As much as hed have been a good signing for free we already have 5 strikers. Gone are the days we sign players we dont need cos they were too good to turn down. good.

Seconded. We could soon become the most hated team in the league if we end up with the likes of barton, bellamy and diouf

I think it would be a bad deal personally. Scholes is too old to be commanding a high fee and Smith is fucking atrocious. Last weeks England game put me right off him, hes worse than ameobi!

Wrong audience i think.

8!!! Can you not just keep the 2 highest on the away tickets list. Dirty Rotten Tout!!!!

Why would you offer a profit on a player thats played 3 games!?

Would have made more sense to sit him down to talk to him and try and at least recoup a million or two

Im with Barton on this one. Its in his contract, the sum is irrelevant, its not like a city cant afford it. His best bet would be to come out and say 'Im giving it to charity'. Then City look like cunts for not paying up.

Suspended. The u21s seem rotten to the core at the minute. Bentley and Abonglahor turn them down to go on holiday and then K.Richardson stomps down the tunnel in a huff when he is subbed. Twats. They could do worse than follow Milners attitude.

Sounds radiationtastic! Cancer anyone?

It just feels like its been knocked up over a weekend. Theyd have been better off putting it on every saturday night and spending a bit more time on it. Even Ant and Decs jokes are gash!

Is that a demonoid special lost season 3 boxset?

Id stand firm. Hes not worth anywhere near £60k a week

Hed be there if he was that big a fan tbh. He need to get a grip.

The bloke in the NOTW ripped this to shreds and got it spot on.Its horrendous TV. You only get to see 3 or 4 acts per hour, usually with cut scenes of Amanda 'im a big name actor, and am only famous cos i cheated on les dennis' Holden, putting on the crocodile tears. Followed by the worst editing of crowd scenes you have ever seen! The crowd is silent one second, and when the camera cuts they are on their feet hysterical! Last nights angle grinding crotch female was told her act was totally unique and revoltionary. Except the lasses on stage at love shack in Durham do it, along with hundreds of other shit nightclubs around the country.

'id have sperm tattooed on my fanny or a turtles head coming out my arse . . . . ive had a few pricks in my arse too!' Her dad must be so proud!

1994!!! I thought his would have been some stupid WW1 suggestion back when americans were really stupid.