Kid Dynamite

Bros, movie on Sky cinema. Right up Gemmil's street. Decent

Mason Greenwood in MUFCs retained list ffs

The ticket allocations don't even mention non-members Sounds like you pay £40 to get chucked in a hat next season, or do without

Not sure our training kit is going to win any awards https://shop.nufc.co.uk/collections/23-24-training-launch

This place has changed man... 😉

Some of us were visionaries, clearly

Barella Bruno Willock Joelinton Longstaff would be our midfield sorted for the next 5 seasons

Gordon McQueen. Dead with early onset dementia. Probably not helped by heading heavy footballs for 20 years

I'd be keen to focus on a CB after Maddison and Barella. We are one injury away from Lascelles being our starting CB

Manquillo may get a place because of his versatility. Krafth was also playing well before his injury. But if we are looking at Tierney then we don't need 7-8 players that can play full back in the squad

Can the U21s not count towards the 4 though?

Gillespie, Dummet, Longstaff, Watts, Anderson?

So: Dubravka Darlow Krafth Manquillo Lewis Fraser Hendrick Hayden all to move on. That's going to be a nightmare I think Gordon and Ashby are too old to count as U21s this season? Anderson counts towards it. Which leaves 3 spaces in the squad. If we are really after 5 new signings it makes the Ritchie contract an odd one

So let's try and figure out who in the current squad is making the squad list next season. PL rules are: Squad of 25 17 x non-home grown players 8 x home grown players u21 players don't count towards the 25 What is a Home-Grown Player? A "Home-Grown Player" means a player who, irrespective of nationality or age, has been registered with any club affiliated to The Football Association or the Football Association of Wales for a period, continuous or not, of three entire seasons, or 36 months, before his 21st birthday (or the end of the season during which he turns 21). Rules on U21 players Under-21 players are eligible over and above the limit of 25 players per squad. For the 2023/24 campaign, Under-21 players will have been born on or after 1 January 2002 GKs Pope 1 Karius 2 Dubravka 3 Darlow Gillespie DFs Krafth 4 Lewis Manquillo Trippier 5 Schar 6 Lascelles 7 Botman 8 Dummett 9 (HG) Targett 10 Burn 11 Ashby Watts (HG) MFs Almiron 12 Hayden ASM 13 Gordon 14 Ritchie 15 Anderson (HG/U21) Miley (HG/U21) Willock 16 Tonali 17 Bruno 18 Joelinton 19 Fraser Longstaff 20 (HG) Hendrick Murphy 21 ? Barnes 22 CFs Wilson 23 Isak 24

Sounds like we are interested, but a long way off a fee or personal terms being agreed (if he even wants to come) Still, give me these links over McTominay any day!

Don't know much about him tbh, but a quick google suggests he's currently the best CM in Serie A

Him and Maddison would be our budget gone if the papers are to be believed. Not sure where that leaves our chase for a winger, LB and CB? Unless ASM gets sold to raise funds?

Hello!

Ritchie, Dummet, Karius, Gillespie all taking up squad places. I assume that means Dubravka is getting sold

Just realised this isn't even about Bilbao. The silly cunts are trying to claim the Athletico Madrid shirt now

Hopefully he gets a start

His highlight reel makes him look like a more skilful Joelinton

Gutted Brian Johnson played the 2nd gig btw. I was at the first night and got to hear Sam Fenders Brother do a shit Springsteen cover instead