Kid Dynamite

People seem to forget little character flaws about him. Like the time he burned his wife with the iron in front of his children! But he scored a couple of canny goals for us so wel let him off.

Dont worry son, you still look pimpin in yo lexis, straight up dig it fool!

Ramage > Bramble at CB anyday tbh

could have done her in your flatbed 4x4 manmobile.

I wish people would understand, i dont live in blyth! they were just little chrome dustcaps. Only cost a few quid, as did the arial. But the fact is they were mine and im going to have to go and pay for some more now

Im a bit fed up at the minute. Someone off ebay tried to rob me out of £120 this week and took me shopping him to the police to get my gear. But then someone nicked my cars dustcaps that wor lass bought me this week from right outside my house. Then 3 days later someone else nicks my arial from exactly the same place! Whats wrong with people. It would never cross my mind to take something that didnt belong to me. If i saw something i liked id just go and buy it from a shop. I live on the end of a cul de sac and park my car in the corner so anyone walks past it. Might start parking it right in front of my house or put up a fake camera or something. I know its only little things but 3 dishonest cunts in 1 week is enough for me. I hope i grab one of the cunts soon

I wonder if it mentions the spartans 78 cup run!?

what the fuck do people use all this space for? I use about 20g for downloading films and getting round to putting them on discs. But 300gig!?

But hes a legend, hes class, he farts on camera and pretends he the daz man. . . . not. Really aggravates me that we revere a bloke that acheived bot all in his life

The amount of chances bramble has been given are ridiculous tbh. Hes the laughing stock of the entire media, premiership players and fans. And we are paying him top whack for it! Im willing to bet weve lost about 20 games at least as a direct result of a mistake from him. And im not talking slightly out of position mistake, but kicking the ball straight up in the air 6yards from his own goal mistake. Fuck knows why bramble and dyer didnt follow bellamy and robert out the door.

you posted that twice doyle

I have 2500 posts and cant play!? Someone needs to sort this out properly like

I used to collect toon programmes and mentioned this to a bloke i work with. He says the only programmes he has are 3 that his neighbour gave him . . . . . from the 1890s!!!! They go for anywhere up to a grand each at auction, and silly twat here told him about it. In hindsight I should have offered him £20 for the lot! Needless to say hes a happy bloke chappy tonight!

i was in stitches at the. . . . 'your smiling . . . . your in the wrong place . . . .your looking at the camera . . . .LUNCH!!!!'

Do you actually know what colour beige is? Cos it definately aint the colour of wes brown!

Good thinking like. Lets beef our LB up so that hes slow as fuck and gets skinned by every RW in the league. Ashley Cole manages ok and hes about 9stone wet through, but then hes shit isnt he! Rangers probably had the right idea about slimming him down tbh

Hel only go when someone is stupid enought to give him top dollar for his stake in the club and not a minute sooner. After all the shit hes been through from the fans and the media this is a mere blip in the life of FFS.

So no internet, season ticket or holidays abroad, but she lets you spunk away petrol money on a 4x4 on a weekly basis?

on an early shift i sleep 12am - 6.30am on a late or twilight i usually sleep about 1.30am - 10.30am

Support a decent team for at lot less money

edge or wedge!? Is he like an isocolese triangle or something!?

I used to take a half hour train ride to work every day early morning or late at night when no-one was on. FHM was usually my reading material and i just got carried away

He probably thinks its jolly funny, fwah fwah. Should have his passport taken off him tbh.

Didnt it have jasper carrot in. An exception to the rule in the world of comedians.

My lasses phone company is absolute gash. Dot.com. Anyway, shes on an 18month £25 contract with tthe first 3 months half price. Except shes now on the 5th or 6th month and they are still charging her half price. Should she tell them? Shes a student and is a pauper at the minute so ive warned her that they are well within their rights to just claim back the extra £50-60 they forgot to charge her and shel be up shit creek at xmas buying time. Any advice?