Kid Dynamite

You couldn't play Trippier and ASM on the same wing tbf without leaving us wide open to counterattacks down that side. If we sign a very attacking RW in January then Trippier may have to curb his forward runs slightly.

Wilson being fit isn't going to fix the issue of us having limited options to lay chances on for him unfortunately.

Willock is a million miles from his loan spell form. Relying on him, Almiron and Fraser to create chances was always going to be asking for trouble. Murphy and Wood off the bench shows we still have a thin squad if we want to be in the top half of the table. A right winger and ACM are the next 2 positions that need upgrading

I got one of the NUFC training zip ups for my birthday. £70 I think. It's genuinely the same quality as the £9.99 tracky top I used to wear for my Sunday League team. Full of clicks already. The sooner we bin off Castore the better

Forest are fucked when they go down. Lingard benched already

Got a ticket for Saturday so expect to see a hat trick from wor Isak

Alreet Fish

Blame the people who made it a bank holiday. You can't make people who work office hours go in on a public holiday

He managed to make a full vlog out of a nasty tweet #ContentGold

Are we meant to be grateful that our energy bills have "only" doubled in price in recent months thanks to the governments energy plan? Locked in for 2 years, just long enough to normalise people paying £2500 a year for gas and electric without touching big oils profits.

Yep FA kicking themselves that they've gone early with the decision. Cricket GNR Rugby all still on

I especially like the #trevorsinclair , apropos of nothing

I think Mick Lowes needs an intervention...

There's literally a train in the photo

Every cloud...

He's on £12mil a year apparently

She's been dead all day man

BBC programming cancelled and presenters in black ties. I reckon she's already pegged it

No-ones leaving Chelsea (or us for that matter) to be England boss

It's 45 miles away. Jump on a fucking coach!

Potter will be a disaster for Chelsea btw. If Tuchel can't get a tune out of the lads on £400k pw then I can't see Potter faring any better with his CV. I predict a Ralf Rangnick type tenure with him getting the boot in 6 months

Check the basics

Hopefully when Rodgers gets sacked and there's a mass exodus we can get him for a more reasonable fee. We are only an Almiron and Willock replacement away from being a match for anyone.

Is this THE Rob Elliot btw?

More like Saudi Hair, amirite!