Kid Dynamite

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11011583/Penny-Mordaunts-shift-trans-storm-Liz-Truss-ally-claims-leadership-hopeful-telling-lies.html Bizarrely, they are trying to discredit her by accusing her of being in favour of trans rights. And she's having to deny it so she doesn't lose the gammon vote. Trans people account for 0.3% of the population btw. Glad to see Conservatives focusing on the important stuff in 2022

Gives us a free run at Tielemens

Story seems to have been doing the rounds for a couple of years but has made a comeback in recent days for some reason

Punishing a young lad for daring to have a year left on his contract.

Get Scamacca on the blower

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/local-news/newcastle-host-eurovision-song-contest-24468567.amp

Nice to have it confirmed we are actually in talks about a striker though. It all went a bit quiet when the Ekitike deal died.

We might have had a lucky escape here mind

The Strawberry is the place to be for the true pre-match experience. And it's got a Star Wars pinball machine

He's got an awful lot of games and goals under his belt for a 22 year old. Could be 6 or 7 years off his peak yet

They're still doing a general sale too. Might as well have saved yourselves £40 and jumped into the general sale random generator. Mad thing is I got tickets on general sale for 2 x matches 2nd half of last season without having to sit in queues of 30,000. Fuck knows where everyone has come from

Elliot Anderson's next stop?

You're cheery this morning No club in the world has a conveyor belt of kids churned out annually that end up first team players. Chelsea and City only have successful kids because they pinch them off other clubs. That's effectively what Rangers will be hoping to do in Scotland now they are fighting for titles again

Joe Aribo has just signed for Southampton. He looks canny tbf.

No idea if this is true, but could allow us somewhere to send out younger players on loan whilst cherry picking the best Scottish youth players in return

No denying PSG are a more attractive proposition currently. But which of Neymar, Messi and Mbappe does he think he's going to get in ahead of?

He wears those Balenciaga trainers with everything

I'd love to have him, but with my sensible head on, the front 3 is where we are lacking atm. Defence and Midfield is as good as it's been for years (although Shelvey needs a long term replacement at some point) If we are going to blow £50mil on a player I'd rather it was Diaby

Tugendhat sounded like the best of a bad bunch in that he voted Remain and isn't tarred with being part of the current cabinet.But then he's just proudly announced he would keep deporting people to Rwanda. My worry is that while the country is going down the pan and people can't afford to put the heating on, our new PMs policies are going to ignore all that and focus on winning votes by shitting on about non-issues like the trans debate, immigrants, sovereignty and Scottish independence

Within minutes of launching a leadership campaign she's jumped into the Trans debate You can only conclude it's a deliberate strategy

He's said in interviews he sees himself as playing a left sided CM and that's where he wants to cement his place for the national team. He's no more a CF then ASM

Unlikely that Arsenal will sign both Tielemens and Paqueta. I'd take either tbh

If he wasn't called Fury he'd think himself lucky to get paid half a mil with his record