Kid Dynamite

Best one yet

I think he's got a year left on his deal and they've told him it's not getting renewed

Interesting comments from Howe after the match. Effectively, if we can't buy players in the positions we want then me may decide to strengthen other areas of the team to improve the overall squad. I may be reading too much into it, but Paqueta could be the back up if we can't find a decent striker or winger

100%. Nothing wrong with having an experienced striker on the books, but we will have spent £50mil+ on two strikers in their 30s in the space of six months.

I bet if he'd cost less/was a shitter player he'd be suspended in a heartbeat

Potentially another one off the list

Aye, we seem to be after £60mil players with £30mil to spend and wasting weeks for the other club to blink first. Asensio might be back up option to Diaby

Key point being he isn't getting an extension and Madrid are eager to cash in

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11011583/Penny-Mordaunts-shift-trans-storm-Liz-Truss-ally-claims-leadership-hopeful-telling-lies.html Bizarrely, they are trying to discredit her by accusing her of being in favour of trans rights. And she's having to deny it so she doesn't lose the gammon vote. Trans people account for 0.3% of the population btw. Glad to see Conservatives focusing on the important stuff in 2022

Gives us a free run at Tielemens

Story seems to have been doing the rounds for a couple of years but has made a comeback in recent days for some reason

Punishing a young lad for daring to have a year left on his contract.

Get Scamacca on the blower

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/local-news/newcastle-host-eurovision-song-contest-24468567.amp

Nice to have it confirmed we are actually in talks about a striker though. It all went a bit quiet when the Ekitike deal died.

We might have had a lucky escape here mind

The Strawberry is the place to be for the true pre-match experience. And it's got a Star Wars pinball machine

He's got an awful lot of games and goals under his belt for a 22 year old. Could be 6 or 7 years off his peak yet

They're still doing a general sale too. Might as well have saved yourselves £40 and jumped into the general sale random generator. Mad thing is I got tickets on general sale for 2 x matches 2nd half of last season without having to sit in queues of 30,000. Fuck knows where everyone has come from

Elliot Anderson's next stop?