Kid Dynamite

Good. Gives us 2 weeks to get people back from injury/COVID and a chance to get new players in. Ive had a fairly mild bout of COVID but wouldn't like to think I was running about a pitch for 90mins anytime soon.

I'd take your hand off for Ramsey, Trippier and Botman. Add a decent striker and maybe another CB and we would be flying

Ready made song for him

With any luck she will sing like a canary to reduce her sentence

Thanks Captain obvious. Although you aren't allowed in the country until you're 14 days clear. And we need players through the door ASAP

I see we've been linked to Umititi and Dembele at Barca. Both of whom have just caught COVID

Just booked Playa Del Carmen/Mexico for next years day off the dead festival on a whim! Anyone been to the resort before?

A couple of months at these levels and we will find out whether the original plan of herd immunity works or not. Apart from the 10% of the population fucked from long covid and the other few hundred thousand dead

He's also a great first signing in a post-Ashley world. In his 30s, huge wages and no sell-on value. Fuck you Mike!

I see the Ghislaine Maxwell trial is now 6 days into deliberations without a verdict. That's a long time to decide one way or another...

I see this divvy is still going. He seems to think he's uncovered a conspiracy Except 4 seconds of googling reveals... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Reset

5 days isolation would be mental. Misjudge your symptoms by 1 day and you're walking around still infectious

130k in England alone today. Scotland and Wales haven't released figures but they've been at 10k & 5k in recent days

We've got Watford in 2 games. And they're playing Spurs next. That could be the game we climb out of the bottom 3...

I enjoyed it Not a million miles off where the world is currently. Trump/Boris/Covid/Brexit bringing Orwell's fiction into reality...

For fear of using hyperbole.... I can't remember the last time I saw a more complete midfield performance for NUFC.

Shame Bruce didn't read Toontastic tbh

Typical Bruce/Ashley that we spent £40mil on a player and then played him out of position for 2 seasons. A handful of games under Howe and he looks like a bargain

Lowest points total to avoid relegation was West Brom on 34 I think?

We need 29 points from the last 19 games to get to the 40 point mark. The odds of us winning 10/19 games after a run of 1/19 aren't great! Let's hope there's 3 teams who implode and we only need 35/36 points

Exactly. Should have been sprinting after every all. Not strolling around like we are 3-0 up

Fingers crossed Wilson and ASM aren't fucked. That was easily the best performance of the season and hopefully will get our heads up going into the transfer window and some winnable games. We fucking battered these tonight

Familiar story. Don't take our chances. Let in a poor goal

Lascelles hasn't been within 5 yards of Cavani all night