Kid Dynamite

Look at the clip of our attacks yesterday

Just watching the Villa game on MOTD. For their 2 goals they had 7 or 8 players in and around the box. Little one-two's, stretching the Man U defence. Completely at odds with how we play. Im yet to be convinced by Howe I'm afraid. He can't influence the shite in our squad but he picks the formation and decides the tactics and playing a 1 man attack against Watford is poor. No surprise we managed 1 shot on target

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He's MOM nearly every week playing that role! Creativity and passing are pretty far down his list of attributes so I don't see the need to force him higher up the pitch. He's at his best when he picks up the ball as a sweeper and drives past the halfway line before laying it off to someone else

Totally agree that central midfield is causing a big chunk of our problems. Which is why it worries me that we only seem to be trying to sign defenders. If we spunk £150mil on defenders and don't buy a decent midfielder and another striker then we will just start churning out 0-0s the rest of the season

I don't think DM is a priority for us mind. Joelinton broke up all sorts of attacks in that position yesterday. What was blindingly obvious was the lack of creativity in the middle and someone with a bit of mobility to drop off and play a couple of triangles when we were looking to get away from their press. Hayden, Longstaff, Hendrick may as well be the same player and I'd happily get rid of all 3. Shelvey is slightly more useful as he can at least pick a pass. Also, if our game plan is going to be chucking balls in the box via ASM, Fraser, Murphy, Richie, Trippier etc. then we need to play 442 as Wood stood in the box on his own battling against 2 centre halves isn't going to get us goals

Well this is fun

When did you have your toes amputated?

The worry is we need 2 CBs, 2 CMs to play with Joelinton and a 1 decent striker so that Wood becomes our option off the bench for the last 20mins. You're looking at £150mil for those players

2 weeks of the transfer window stands between us and relegation. That team might sneak a win against Norwich, Burnley or Everton in the next 17 games, but we will be lucky to get to 25 points. Championship fodder in every position. And I include Wood in that. Joelinton, Trippier and Dubravka played well. ASM has talent but did fuck all other than the goal. Lascelles is a league one player

I got tickets to see The Midnight in Glasgow later this year. Miami Vice tastic!

Ashley would have had him on the megabus

Short deal for such a big fee. Maybe a sign that there are bigger plans over the next couple of seasons?

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This one is gathering pace ...

why am I not surprised ...

I thought I was a knicker sniffer, not a hair sniffer? I can't keep up

Yet the takeover got waved straight through by the PL.....

We aren't really on speaking terms

Bizarrely my ex-Brother in law was one of the agents involved in the Trippier deal

Rival fans laughing at the fee. We sold Sissoko and Perez for £30mil each

Mental if true. Taking £20mil now to potentially do himself out of £100mil+ tv money next season

Aye, although he's been a winger most of his career I think.