Kid Dynamite

He's skilled at shoehorning completely immodest references to his own achievements into every conversation "Congratulations to you Emma, and to me for my win in 1998 as the first 18 year old to win this award waaaay before you did it..."

I went yesterday too. Easily 50% of people not in masks. All age groups too, just breathing right in your face as they push past you in a shop. Absolute fucking idiots the lot of them

If he's under 18 he doesn't need to isolate anyway I think. Close contacts just need to do daily LFTs. Unlikely he will catch it twice in 2 months but the science seems a bit ropey on how quickly you can catch 2 different variants .

We say that every week though.

Scoring FIFA goals now

Pray to fuck Burnley and Watford lose their 5 games in hand

FOR FUCK SAKE RICHIE

I'm starting to worry that even the mercenaries won't want to play for us.

😍

Nailed on that either the season gets suspended or games end up behind closed doors again If we are allowed to buy players and we have a couple of games less to play than everyone else then it could work in our favour. Especially given our run of games after Man Utd

Shes 5. Had to do daily LFTs to get to school last week. She was fine with them but would have been harder a year or two ago. She was just bribed with Nutella on toast for breakfast everyday

I feel your pain. Wife is 6 days into isolation and now our Daughter has a positive LFT. Looks like another 10 days in the house. If I end up getting it in a weeks time and have to do another 10 days on top of that I'll be to take away! Either way we are housebound on Christmas Day

The bloke won the Ballon D'or at Liverpool and won them 5 trophies in 2 seasons and he's still hated https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.sportbible.com/football/news-michael-owen-was-booed-by-liverpool-fans-on-anfield-return-yesterday-20190324.amp.html

How do you grow up on a council estate in Liverpool, as a Daughter of a bus driver, work as a Nurse and still somehow manage to become a Tory? Nadine Dorries is the worst of the lot IMO. She's seen first hand the damage her party does to working class Northern towns. At least most of her colleagues were born into money and know no different

Looks like Pep's caught covid flying to Barcelona to see Aguero's retirement press conference.

How many fucking individual errors are we going to make for goals this season? Suicidal back pass by Shelvey. And Mike Dean is a cunt, but Hayden didn't actually have a head injury. He's just the softest cunt on the pitch and was rolling around as per

Gary's first line could be misconstrued there

Is your wife unvaccinated? My wife has covid snd I got a text saying I just needed to do an LFT daily for 7 days

There's a precedent... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_EFL_League_One

Just came on here to post exactly that

It's rampant. There were 5 of us sharing a car back from town on Saturday night. 3 of them have since tested positive for COVID. I'm still fine somehow, despite sleeping next to a COVID patient for the past 4 nights. Hoping to fuck I'm not just incubating and end up fucked for Christmas Day

Trippier is a good start, but CB, CM & CF are the transfers that will make or break us this season. We are an injury to Wilson away from being royally fucked