Kid Dynamite

How bad must you be to be one of 2 strikers at a club and not get subbed on when the other striker gets injured?

Plenty of players missing on the bench? 2 keepers and a couple of kids on there. Willock, Richie, Darlow etc missing

I'm getting to the point where I see the likes of Lascelles, Hayden, Shelvey, Clark, Richie, Gayle etc. as an extension of the Ashley stink hanging around the club. They need to follow Charnley, Bruce and the Sport Direct signs out the door in January. 18 games in and they keep saying the right things, "season starts here blah blah blah, and then we get fucking humped and lose even more ground on the teams around us. I hope there's a host of private jets booked for January 1st to get half a team through the door ASAP Fully expect us to give it a go tonight. Look good for half the match, then make a stupid mistake and concede.

I've always liked this electrical shop in Shiney Row

Anecdotally, i know about 3 times as many people who currently have COVID than at any other time during the pandemic. Wouldn't be surprised to see the numbers pushing 150k+ a day tomorrow. I suspect shit loads of people had a precautionary PCR on December 23rd, the results of which probably wouldn't have been collated until the 25th and haven't been reported yet

The likes of Kamara, Tarkovski and Origi would be worth a shout. Mbappe, Dybala and Insigne will be off to top 4 clubs on silly money

Most of those fall into 2 categories - Past it - On huge wages, phoning it in and their clubs want rid

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10342117/Durham-businessman-ordered-demolish-extension.html This cunt knocked down a graveyard wall and kicked over a gravestone to extend his house

There's an always sunny podcast come out recently. It's worth a listen. They talk about trying to get the look and feel of the British Office and Curb when they first started the show

It's given me a good excuse to sack work off today anyway. Was meant to be in the office today but told them there's no chance I'm sitting in my spare bedroom on my laptop on Xmas eve Also, if this is as bad as my symptoms get then I've had a lucky escape

I reckon I've had it 3 days tbh. Had a tight chest but had 3 negative LFTs yesterday.

Merry Christmas to me! Wife caught COVID 13 days ago. Gave it to my Daughter 7 days ago, and I manage to fucking catch it on Christmas Eve. That's going to be the best part of 3 weeks we haven't left the house as a family over Christmas

Planning ahead

Watford game postponed on Boxing Day. If we lose to Man Utd that will put us 3 points behind Watford with them having 3 games in hand

NFTs are fucking mental btw. Have a read of this: https://www.larvalabs.com/cryptopunks Someone created 10,000 computer generated avatars. They were given away for free. Some people claimed hundreds. Now they are exchanging hands for millions of $ One bloke has made $9mil already from selling them on. Bear in mind you can copy and paste the exact same picture. But people want the "original" file

Whilst I don't believe a word Burnsie says, I do wonder whether we need another keeper. I rate Dubravka but every now and again he inexplicably drops a bollock like he did against City

It's on my Santa list

Game 19 is the halfway point of the season. Everyone's played everyone once. If COVID goes ballistic it's easier for them to cancel the season and finish the table as it stands

The learning disabled grounds man had him bang to rights too "you pay him to do a job so let him do it"

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/dec/20/rachel-riley-damages-over-ex-corbyn-aide-tweet?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_b-gdnnews&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1640010608 Sued for £10k for a tweet. Sets a precedent

Papers, pens and laptops conspicuous by their absence at this "meeting". Also, when I chair a meeting, I normally ask that the staff are within earshot of me rather than stood in a group 30m away.

It's funny watching them tying themselves in knots over this one. - "It was a work meeting" "So why was Carrie there and why were they drinking wine?" - "Erm, it was a gathering AFTER work" "But they were banned at the time" - "Ah, but they were still AT work, so it was work related" "So what is Carrie's security clearance to be hearing official government meetings and do politicians normally drink alcohol in work meetings?" - "Erm..."

If we weren't in a relegation fight then I'd say he's worth a punt. He's hardly what we need at the minute though is he. He's also done fuck all for a poor Tottenham team in years. File under Bale/Hazard